The
Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular
Modern fairy tales
2013
Z Z is for APPLE?
If
you are saying . . . . WHAT? It means just one thing you did not read A . . . .
. . Naughty
So
I will repeat some of it here.
The
apple is a fruit that grows on trees (I think), it might be green or red or
green and red or even a sort of yellowish green. They are often used to make
pies and are useful to hide drugs in that make princesses sleep for a very long
time or until some interfering prince comes along and ruins things, ooo yes and a Wise Handsome (OK grumpy)
Writer.
The
princess of course is Princess Zelda,
and the prince is Prince Zillion,
and the Apple has been to put it bluntly, zapped
by the Wicked Witch of the West who is still angry that the Writer ran off in
the letter W, and the writer is ME.
Our
tale starts in the Zoo at the Zebra enclosure when Princess Zelda is given an apple as a treat by
the wicked witch disguised as a Zoo
Keeper. The Princess then very conveniently eats the apple near a bed in a big
glass room and falls asleep. The spell can only be broken when she is kissed by
a Prince, or so we are lead to believe but then you cant believe every thing
you read in fairy tales, particularly alphabetical ones.
Then
one day a prince is passing, Prince Zillion
who sees the sleeping Princess “I will kiss her and we will live happily ever
after in my castle near Zanzibar or
was it Zürich” says the prince.
So he kisses Princess Zelda and
waits.
Then
Princess Zelda snored ZZZZZZZZ ZZZzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzz…………
“That’s
a loud snore” said Albert the Abyssinian Automatic Alabaster Android as he
was passing on his way to see King Alfonso the Architect.
Prince Zillion sighed and said “yes”.
And Princess Zelda snored ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ
Three
Biggish Brown Bears stopped and said “that’s a loud snore as they waited for
there porridge to cool”.
Prince Zillion sighed and said “yes”
And Princess Zelda snored ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Then a cuddly Cat passed
looking for a Canary to eat and the Cuddly Cat meowed and ran away when
Princess Zelda snored because it
was very loud.
Then Doris
the Dragon came along looking for tins of meat and said “Gosh that is a very
loud snore”.
Prince Zillion
sighed and said “yes and it appears to be getting louder”.
And Princess Zelda snored ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Then Edward the Egret was
frightened away as he thought to himself oooooooo I just fancy an electric eel
for dinner.
Then Florance the fire
Fairy, some Ghosts, Goats and Gannets flew past and they all said “WOW that is
the loudest snore we have ever heard”.
Prince Zillion sighed and said “yes I agree”
And Princess Zelda snored ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZ
Then
Henrietta the Happy Harpie, an Indigo Iguana, Jack and Jill and King Kevin, Lucinda the Little Leprechaun and her Leopard all passed and
said “Was that thunder or an earthquake”?
Prince Zillion sighed and said “No it is Princess
Zelda snoring”
And Princess Zelda snored
ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZzzzzzzzz
Then a Mole and a Mouse
passed and said nothing but looked knowingly at each other, closely followed by
the Nemesis of the Night, an Osprey and an Ocelot, the Pie
Piper of Pontefract and a very Quick Queen holding a very very very Round
Rabbit. They all stopped and said “that is a very very very loud snore”…..
Prince Zillion sighed and said “yes yes yes
yes I know”
And Princess Zelda snored
ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ
Then a large Snake called
Sydney hisssssssssed and a Tiger muttered it was time for bed and the Undead Ukulele players of Utopia ran about chasing a football, which
amused a Vole and a Vampire as they both said “Vootball”, but off in the
distance they spotted a Zombie holding a sign staggering towards them and they looked at each other, laughed hysterically and shouted “ A Vombie . . . . . .
HAH HAH HAHH HAH HAH HAH HAH AHH HAHAHH HHa”
Prince Zillion sighed
And Princess Zelda snored
ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
Z ZZzzzzzzzz
Then the Wicked Witch of
the West said “Ha Ha, I have sorted you this time, Princess Zelda will never be woken up by a Prince”;
as a pirate passed with a map that had a large X on it, His parrot saying
“Whose a pretty ZOMBIE then”.
And Princess Zelda snored
ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZzzzzzzzz
Prince Zillion sighed yet again and said “I
have had enough of this, Princess Zelda
is very very noisy”, and so he ran off with Yasmin of the Yemen and they lived happily ever
after on a yellow yacht.
And Princess Zelda snored
ZZZZZ ZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZZ
ZZ Zzzzz zzzz
But a passing Zombie holding a sign Kissed Princess Zelda who woke up and said, “oooooooo
you’re handsome”.
The Wicked Witch of the
West was not happy and said “that’s not meant to happen; I’ll get that Writer
for this . . . . . . And what does that sign say anyway”
Princess Zelda looked up at the sign and
said………….
“The END”
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I can't believe that Yasmin of the Yemen , ran off with Prince Zillion! Alas, poor Yorick, although I didn't know him that well.
ReplyDeleteWell done Mr Rob Z! A fabulous ending to a fantastic challenge. Great way to tie all the posts together, thus proving that there is no one quite this eccentric child of cyberspace, out there in the blogosphere. :)
DAMN Miss Lily I never thought of Alas poor Yorick..... You are clever, Maybe I should make a slight amendment later.
DeleteThanks Miss Lily, us RATs did our bit three started and three finished. Well Mr H has run off with one million pounds so may not post the Z post.
Great Z post and congratulations on completing the challenge, it was great to visit you each day.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Many thanks for visiting and following I have not had many visits from the A to Z blogs this year.
DeleteMy blog is kind of quirky so it is good of you to hang in there and comment every day. I look forward to seeing you commenting in the future as I continue my quest to writing one million words as part of my strange diary.
That was GREAT, Mr. Zed. From start to finish, and all the parts in between, even the ones that I missed.
ReplyDeleteYou are very kind Mr Flip, interestingly the really good bits are indeed the ones you missed, although I guess the bits you did not miss may be OK too.
DeleteI am not really the person to judge these things. I don't have a wig and am a little to disheveled to be a judge. But I am good at shouting "silence on court".
Well, you know I love Lily, but it's afternoon and this is amazing. Now I know why she thinks so highly of you sir. Congratulations! Well done and my heads spinning a bit.
ReplyDeleteWell Miss Lily is a gem and one of my favourite blogs, I only have a few blogs I follow on a post by post basis and Miss Lily is in the top 3.
DeleteThanks for reading and I have often seen your comments back at Miss Lily's blog so I will pop by your blog from time to time and say hello.
When I go around kissing sleeping women I get arrested.
ReplyDeleteThey must be princesses and sleeping in a glass case for about a hundred years or there about's, then it is OK. Glad to see you back in cyberspace again.
DeleteCongratulations on having made it!
ReplyDeletehttp://effervescencia.blogspot.com
I tried the web address but it did not work, not sure why. But thanks for calling by
DeleteI do note you live in Scotland the greatest country in the world so that is very cool.
I wrote about Zelda too!! And this might just be my favorite Z post yet :) What fun! Congrats on finishing!
ReplyDeleteAJ Lauer
#atozchallenge helper minion
Twitter: @ayjaylauer
Many thanks, I am glad I was not a minion there was enough to do without all the extra work.
DeleteIt was nice seeing all your characters from your tales mingling together! A great reminder of your fairy tales :)
ReplyDeleteMany thanks Miss Laura, strangely I am now back to posting every day thinking things up on the spur of the moment. So it will be harder again now which is not meant to happen.
DeleteThis ia quite cute and clever. Congrats on finishing the challenge with a bang! Well done!
ReplyDeleteMany thanks Miss Dee and thank you for following; ooooo and I am rubbish at typing and spelling as you will notice, now I am typing as I think again with no time to correct stuff.
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