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Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular
Modern fairy tales
2013
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Princess Peter and the Pie Piper of Pontefract
PRINCESS PETER was a peculiar person, and was often seen peeking at pelicans in the Planetarium
pond and Pondering. It was
all PART of her preparation for the
prestigious Pontefract Pork pie competition. These
are very personalized pork pies and
have been known to contain all sorts of things as well as PORK, including Pink Psychedelic Pigeon, Possum, pomegranate,
potatoes, Parrot and passion
fruit but to name just a few.
You see Princess Peter
was passionate about pies but every year the pie piper of Pontefract would always win the posh pewter plaque, because he had a secret ingredient that no one else knew about (Parsnip).
PRINCESS PETER thought it might POSSIBLY be pelicans or even Penguin,
but of course it was not.
As the people prepared their pies an old pirate
was seen parading about the towns
parks approaching passers by. As it happens Princess Peter was a Part-time Policewoman and she politely asked the pirate what he was doing. And he said
he had a secret ingredient for pork pies
and was hoping to sell it to PEOPLE, so the PRINCESS and part-time policewoman purchased what
was the last pterodactyl meat on Planet Pluto (sorry Earth).
So when the judges tasted all the personalized pork pies entered in the prestigious Pontefract
Pork pie competition one pie tasted so unique that it propelled its maker to first PLACE.
Yes it was PRINCESS PETER'S PORK PIE, Princess Peter had finally won the Pontefract Pork pie competition, she
was so proud that she gave
everyone in the town a pie. But
she ran out of pies which left
two PEOPLE without one. Neither PRINCESS PETER or the PIE PIPER of PONTEFRACT got
to eat one of the pork pies with
added pterodactyl meat, luckily
the Pie Piper of Pontefract had loads of pies so they ate his instead and
everyone was happy.
The next morning the town was rather peaceful, so peaceful
you could hear a pin drop. Then
there was a knock at Princess Peter’s
door and the pie piper said
everyone in the town was dead from food poisoning.
It was then that Princess Peter
noticed the pterodactyl meat was
one hundred and fifty millions years past
its sell by date. The Pie Piper of Pontefract said put the packet on the fire and no one will ever know, and then Princess Peter and the Pie Piper of Pontefract lived happily ever after, making pies but not using out of date pterodactyl meat, sold by pirates on
the playing fields of Pontefract.
And the moral of the tale is never put pterodactyl in frozen Lasagne . . . . . . . .
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I think it's remarkable how you manage to get so many P words in your blog. Most cleverly thought out and much hard work must go into each post.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Indeed a lot of work has gone into this years A to Z because of writing it, drawing the pictures and then choosing some music.
DeleteBut the plan was, or is, to produce the ultimate last word in quirky A to Z challenge fairy tales written by a grumpy eccentric artist
I liked this one Rob Zed, this is one of my favourites.
ReplyDeleteThe Lil Man.
Yo Master Lil man pleased you like it my young up and coming Master of the Universe friend. Yes one thing I have learnt over the years is always be good friends with those intend on world domination, unless their plan is going wrong then I hide until it is safe to come out.
DeleteYour own A to Z is going well ( The Incoherent Ramblings Of A Moose . . . .link below, if you have not yet visited it) I am intrigued as to how you plan to deal with X Y Z. I have taken the easy route on X and Z this year, it was hard work last year so I thought Mmmmmmmmmmm Na Na Na Na Na Na this year.
If only this would have been published on Pi day. That would have been primo.
ReplyDeleteAh Mr Flip I need to introduce you to a very clever man in the comment below Mr ESB he ate pie on pi day and knows much about such things his blog is one of the links down below all the posts
Delete"My Worlds My Words My Worries"
It is an excellent blog and to date he is the only American member of RATs which says a great deal.
Now I am curious, I wonder if a tear in a duck's tail is anything like a pterodactyl? Maybe it would if I speLLed tear as ptear.
ReplyDeleteIf you are spelling tear as ptear but then strained the ptear though a fine filter to remove the tea it would leave a pear.
DeleteAnd with a pear of pterodactyl's we could reintroduce them to the world.
I do wonder if anyone understands some of our little exchanges Mr ESB, but it is why you are the official RATs science spokesman.
(Multiple giggles) hahaha "science spokeman" - you got that right, if you need spokes for your bicycle wheel, I'm your man. If I don't have the right size in inventory, I'll use science to make some.
DeleteRob, I am sorry I have not been able to comment on your blog of late, but my connection has been PECULIAR to say the least. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteMr H I am a humble chap and know you are a busier man than I. So I certainly do not expect my small group of favourite bloggers to comment on everything I write.
DeleteIn fact I am looking forward to the return of normality beyond the letter Z.
I am still enjoying your own progress through the alphabet keep up the good work.