Thursday, 25 April 2013

The Vole and the Vampire




V The Vole and the Vampire





Vhat do you vant” said the vampire to the vole.
“What”? Said Victor the vole.
“For a start off those are not V words” said Victor.
Victor the Vole was very good at words and knew all his verbs and vowels.  
The vampire was very displeased because he was being criticized by a little Vole and he shouted “I vill bite vou and vurn vou into a vombie, ves a vile vittle vombie”.
“A Vombie “ said the vole “surely you mean a Zombie”.
Vombie Vombie vats Vhot I Ved” said the Vampire, who was very angry; so angry he bit victor the vole on the neck.
“I varned Voo” said the vampire.
And Victor the Vole said “I suppose you vink that’s Vunny”.

And they both laughed hysterically as a cow jumped over the Voon.

The Vend  

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14 comments:

  1. Another wonderful post and videos, most enjoyable.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Many thanks,I think that might be the last of the better letters I sort of ran out of steam after V

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  2. That vvas bery bery good. (In honor of V day I constructed the w from v's, and I was thinking Russian so b make a V sound.)

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    1. Vladimir Putin might not be happy as his name shorted to an informal friendly option would surely end up as Bad Putin assuming the L becomes silent.

      I have reason to believe L's can become silent at times.

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    2. Shorted sorry I mean shortened, Shorted would imply he might be electro-mechanical . . . . .

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    3. Vladimir is a proper name that I am not sure if it has a 'meaning', but I know that mir is the Russian word for peace, in Cyrillic мир with р making an r sound.

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  3. "And they both laughed hysterically as a cow jumped over the VOON." This made me laugh hysterically, and I'm not entirely sure why. Great post!

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    1. It might be more to do with the fact we are now very close to the end of the alphabet.

      Or my genius as a writer of classic modern fairy tales . . . . AH maybe not. Im sure someone said I was . . . . . . . .Oooooo I remember, it was me...

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  4. Okay, this was my favourite! And I'm with Laura, that last line had me laughing out loud and I also can't figure out why. :)

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    1. I have to admit that it amused me when I wrote it. Not because I am a conceited big head (my head is just sort of normal sized), but the fact is I never know what I am going write even as I write it.

      So once written I read it and think DAMN that is rambling rubbish and spent an hour making it make sense, but in this case it just sort of happened first off. I think I may have been possessed by the spirit of an old fairy tale writer from the past. It is just a shame they did not turn up until V and then left straight away, discussed by my typing skills.

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  5. I started laughing as soon as I read it. *Short and funny! (*exactly as long as it needed to be. )

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    1. I have bits of body that fit that description.

      Glad you liked it though Mr Flip

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  6. Would love to use this V in the special A-Z edition of The Woven Tale Press. I don't think you left your email on the submit page, so please email me back at sandratyler@me.com referencing this URL.

    Thank you. Great imaginative post.
    Sandra

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    1. I would be extremely happy to see this post used in your A-Z edition of The Woven Tale Press...... I have sent off an email I think I have a love hate relationship with email at times, so I hope you get it OK.

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