Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife

The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales

2013

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Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife was the founder of the fellowship of fairies and fairy tales, her finesse and fitness were as famous as Franks fish bar in the fevered frenzy of the streets of Falkirk.  One day Florence flew off on a flight of fancy to visit far away places and found herself in France.  But French fairies are a feisty lot and would fling fruit at Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife who then flew on to Florida thinking those French fairies are fearsome.

 In Florida she met Florida’s furry fairies renowned for their fastidious use of fluoride but for reasons no one could fathom they thought Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife was trying to steal their fluoride so they also threw fruit at her so Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife then flew to Finland where Finish frog fairies flitted about from lily pad to lily pad eating flies. How frightful thought Florence the florescent fire  Faerie from Fife who decided to fly on to Frankfurt but it was freezing and no fun so she caught the ferry to the Philippines due to a faulty map then on to the Pharaoh islands, it was a very faulty map. But she realised she was home sick although it may have been the strange foreign food making her feel a bit fickle.

So Florence the florescent fire Faerie from Fife returned to Fife where her father was so pleased to she her he said “fit forrny fasste fon ferry fickle fin the fool ferm few faggly Faerie foooo”, and to this day no one has a clue what he meant but they all lived happily ever after

As Freddie once said to his Ferret “Fool the freat as fank the fiddle”, and you can’t argue with that.   

A to Z 2012 Letter F

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