Neptune and the Newtonian Telescope

The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales

2013

N    Neptune and the Newtonian Telescope

Back in the Neolithic times when newts navigated the north like huge lumbering Naughty Nomadic Naturalists from Nevada; we find Neptune knapping (DAMN those silent K’s) not knowing (DAMN again) of the nearing nemesis. It was his Auntie Nelly who nudged him and said “Newts are nibbling your new Newtonian telescope”. Neptune the great king of the Never world was not happy as it was new and he was hoping to discover a new planet with it, so he leap nimbly to his feet. “No No NO be off you NASTY newts never darken my Newtonian telescope again”.  But the newts knew (DAMN those K’s again) that it was a year ago almost to the day that the NEMESIS of the NIGHT, the NEOLITHIC NEON NEWTONOSAUR emerged from the depths of the deep, so the newts shouted NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Na na na na YA SUCKS BOO at Neptune, which was not Nice.

The Next day (evening) Neptune viewed the night sky examining Nebula and Ninety nine Norwegian Nudists in a Nut tree when he noticed a small knobbly (DAMN AGAIN) object in the night sky, a small object never seen before one which Neptune decided to call Neptune a new and noble planet.  As Neptune nodded knowingly (damn done it again) and watched a nymph as it navigated the newts pond, the rather nasty NEMESIS of the NIGHT from last year, the NEOLITHIC NEON NEWTONOSAUR sneaked up behind him and ate him, it’s a nasty critter. 

And to this day every time a Newt looks up into the night sky and sees the Noble planet Neptune navigating its way across the night sky, it ponders the nature of the Natural world and says NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Na na na na YA SUCKS BOO . . . . . . . .

I did say newts are not nice.

The End

I have received the Badge of Cool from one of my favourite blogs (and member of RATs)

Mr Bumferry Hogart at Thoughtless Gibberish  

Many thanks Mr H your a genius 

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