Wednesday 17 April 2013

An Osprey and an Ocelot


The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
2013


O    An Osprey and an Ocelot





 An Osprey and an Ocelot were observing the ocean near Oslo one October day, it was an ordinary day slightly overcast with the occasional glimpse of the sun (an Orange orb in the sky).

The Ocelot said to the Osprey   . . .
Was that an Octopus eating an Owl in the Ocean?

And the Osprey said
In my opinion they were dancing to the sound of The Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe

They continued to observe the ocean then after a while the Ocelot said to the Osprey
Was that an Olive Flounder overtly ogling an Otter?

And the Osprey said
I think they are engaged in Orienteering

So they continued to observe the ocean and after a while the Ocelot said to the Osprey   
Was that an Orbicular batfish opening an octagonal box?

An the Osprey said
I think he is on an Outing to the grand opening of an ouzo bar.

Then a large Ogre came and ordered a onion and olive sandwich
But the Osprey and the ocelot said they did not serve sandwiches
The Ogre then said OOOOOOOOOH I better eat you then
And the Osprey and the Ocelot ran away
Leaving the Ogre observing the ocean near Oslo one October day

The Ogre then said to an onlooker
Was that an Octopus eating an Owl in the Ocean?

And the onlooker said
In my opinion they were dancing to the sound of The Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe

But the Ogre jumped up and chased the onlooker off into the distance
And all was quiet except for the gently sound of The
  Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe.

The End


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13 comments:

  1. Very cleverly put together, most enjoyable post and loved the video.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Many thanks glad you liked it my A to Z is all going to plan so far . . . .

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  2. I really like your pictures. Another great fairy tale :)

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    1. I am glad you like the pictures Miss Laura they are the hard part at present as they are done the nigh before I post with a pen and a piece of scrap paper so I can rub out any errors. Glad you are still enjoying them . . . .

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  3. The oboe is one of my favorites. Both as a musical instrument and as fuel for a campfire (in desparate times only). My friend who is a marathoner that I have known since fifth grade played the oboe, so I think about her anytime I hear the words oboe and or marathon. One of my favorite pieces of music is caLLed Gabriel's Oboe, from a music soundtrack of a movie The Mission. Ogres seem to be poor appreciators of fine dining, bowling or music. I think it is just jealosy because the word oboe and ogre share the common letters at the beginning and end, and oboe has the positived directioned b upwards and ogre has the descending g in the second place. Or not.

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    1. That descending G is not good, well not as good as the ascending B or though I notice it does not entirely work in upper case. I have never played an Oboe, it is that double reed that I think would be a bit tricky, I will stick with my trusty drum and guitars......

      P tomorrow . . . .Everyone dies tomorrow in a food related incident linked to an out of date flying creature.

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  4. Very cleaver and entertaining. Nicely done!
    A-Z

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    1. Oooo I am glad I am not the only one who hates those damn qwerty keyboards, interestingly a cleaver plays a major part of the story for R and Sand in Q.

      Many thanks for the visit it is nice to see new faces commenting (OK I cant see you face)....

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    2. 'Your face', damn qwerty keyboard . . . Tricky beasts I hate them.

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    3. That is odd that faces have disappeared from your comments. I wonder what has happened, let me check my blog ... Hmmm, mine has pictures in the comments (?)

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  5. Heehee. The Ocarina is among the many instruments, that the Lil Man can play. I however, can only play '3 blind mice' on the recorder.

    Another wonderful post Rob Z. :)

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    1. Thanks Miss Lily. Although I hate to be the one to break the news to Master Lil man, but the Ocarina is not really the instrument of an evil world ruler (well not until now I guess.

      You can inform Master Lilman that P will see many deaths in what is a terrible food related incident involving a dinosaur, well a sort of dinosaur or was it a horse?........

      Damn I have almost given away the whole story

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