We all went off to the accountant today to
sort out the wondrous world of high finance. As mum and dad are into a bit of
this bit of that they make sure they are all sorted by letting the accountant
tell them about what the tax mans cut will be for the coming year. Luckily they
will not be paying tax this year because dad has blown all the profits on his
weather machine. Dad was well pleased but mum hit him over the head with a
large ledger. I have to go because I am apparently a capital investment or was
it a tax deductable venture portfolio; the dag says the accountant said I was
an unfortunate overhead expensive. Anyway that was the morning sorted well and truly.
It appears that if I pay the accountants bill out of my pocket money then I can
save a fortune in tax too, not sure how that works as I don’t pay tax, but
everyone nodded and agreed even the accountant.
So this afternoon I was left with a decision do
I watch some Olympics or do I cut the grass, after a bit of thought I cut the
grass in the end; us British have won loads of medals now and it is not the
same when we have loads of them, as apposed to having just one or two. With just one of two
we can all rally round and say WOW the plucky Brit won against all odds we have
a gold, but we have loads of them now so we are good?
I am also easing myself
back to normal life to avoid POSS (Post Olympic Stress Syndrome) and even worse
POD (Post Olympic Depression) when the nation returns to normal on Monday next
week and everyone scratches their heads as they try to work out what to do with
a huge BMX bike track and several posh buildings that cost a small fortune to
keep going. Still I think the Paralympic Games start on the 29th August
(the Ghost Writers birthday) so that is WELL COOL and will keep the punters happy, then after
that it is almost Christmas…………. . MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
AH mum just said IDIOT
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The only time I suffer from that ailment is during the Winter Olympics. I did watch some of the events this year but am admitting now that not a whole hello of a lot. Not enough action, speed and thrills for me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Brits will be so good in the Winter Olympics, although i can make a well cool snowman if they need one.
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