I think I am on the mend for sure now I
managed to operate the hosepipe correctly today and that is no mean feat, hosepipes
are fickle feisty beasts with the ability to twist and turn and trip you up at
the blink of an eye. They also do that
little trick where they nip their little sides together stopping any water
escaping and if you are not careful will suddenly spray you with water….. Anyway
as I said I managed it like a professional …………….. Not sure there are
professional hosepipe users, the only ones I can think of are those who steal
fuel oil and diesel from various places and that’s not entirely legal are very
nice. Well that’s it that’s my day then, not entirely exciting unless you like
nosepipes??? Sorry Hosepipes; lets face it when did you last read an
interesting little blog about hosepipes……
OK while on the subject of
hose pipes its time to reflect on the day at the Olympics in my almost day by
day blow of what has happened, except for the days I missed and don’t know what
happened.
Today a swimmer a woman
from Britain
we were told was hoping to win gold, in fact they said she would win gold, had
to win gold, and that us the public insisted she won gold? But she won bronze
and said she was happy she had done her best, but the media said no you are
gutted the public are too blame, all that pressure from the ******* Public it
is their fault, us the media are only reflecting your own disappointment. But
she said she was happy I am sure I heard that and I am sure it is the ******
******* ******** medias fault all this hype and pressure not me and the dog we
are chilled about it.
As far as I can tell
things are still going to plan with the Olympic Plan of Britain despite the swimming
pool being all messed up by the public pressure, and we have loads of gold even
more than China and the USA because theirs don’t count on the grounds that they
are always winning stuff and its not fair, I mean that Michael Phelps has nicked
a whole load of them, how fair is that……. COME ON TIM
Ooooo that’s reminds me we
might win the tennis………. COME ON TIM….Sorry Andy
The semi final matches were amazing. They have all achieved so much in their careers and to get an Olympic medal in singles would be fantastic. My fingers are crossed for Andy Murray and hope he can achieve the success he has set for himself.
ReplyDeleteI said to Andy it is not the winning but the taking part, but he said .................. ....... ...... .... AH DAMN
DeleteI don't care if Andy Murray wins anything. He is a miserable, sour-faced bastard who never smiles and appears to be sulking all the time.
ReplyDeleteSo you are not an Andy Murray fan then........ I kind of like him, but I think deep down inside it is because I'm a miserable, sour-faced bastard who never smiles and appears to be sulking all the time.
DeleteOK I did have to smile for my profile picture but I wasn't happy.