We have one more day to go at school and
then it is half term, it should be this week but due to the queen calibrating,
no hang on that’s wrong celebrating her 60 years as the queen everything has
been moved. It is a little known fact in the rest of the world that the queen
can move time like that in Britain ,
even the Ghost Writer will get two bank holidays instead of one. The dog is
hoping to hear the queen on the wireless making a speech at some point, after a
few gin and tonics saying words to the effect “One is ones best loyal slaves
sorry servants, minions in all the world one is” ; while the massed crowds mass
and cheer and wave flags. Dad feels spending the day waving a flag sounds like
hard work so is making a Steam Powered Flag Waving Machine.
Normal weather has resumed
as normal, so we are back in class as normal doing normal things like normal
school children. Esmeralda has celebrated by catapulting the school goat into
the out of town supermarket where it promptly
started to eat union jack bunting, well she was not to know they have moved the
fresh vegetables to a new location in order to expand the expanse of royal memorabilia.
However every cloud has a silver line
in, (That is actually entirely not true, although some might who can tell)…….
Sorry distracted Esmeralda,
as a result of the goats eating habits is now selling Jubilee Union Jack Goat
Poo Compost at five pound a sack. If it goes well she plans to feed the goat,
Olympic bunting once the queen stops partying and heads back to buck house for
a rest, and the masses return to the grinding wheels of oppression. Have you
noticed how I am sounding belligerent and rebellious tonight? It is because I have
had to find pictures of royals on the internet in my wondrous world of
cyberspace for the ‘Name that royal competition’ in the local village hall. And
although I have no real problems with such a task I have come to realize that
the royals have more pictures in cyberspace of themselves that I do, surely
that can not be right……….one is not amused.
On a more positive point
of interest in my what is fast becoming the most boring diary in the world, the
Olympic Sculpture ‘The Cultural Olympian’ has finally got his legs back on and is fixed
to a base (made of cardboard) so is structurally much stronger. And I found stone effect spray paint
so that is WELL COOL so now he can look stoned…… mum has said IDIOT but I am
assured by the dog that Olympians can be partial to the odd drug…….
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Cannot wait to see the stoned, cultural olympian, as I think he already looks great! a marvel I'd say. One should be very proud.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about proud..... I plan to make some small easy to construct things after this, maybe a few insects and the like just to chill a bit with no pressure.
DeleteHaha! Love the connection between stone paint and the 'Stones' 'Paint It Black.'
ReplyDeleteIt is looking mighty impressive Rob Z. Cannot wait for the end result.
Yes links are always a bit of a game, it is not always easy to think of one ans most are by accident.
DeleteThanks Miss Lily hopefully he will still look impressive at the end of all the agro
We never had a school goat, we had a school stick insect. It was very boring and never did anything. Come to think of it, it probably was just a stick.
ReplyDeleteI think goats are easier to look after than stick insects, although I will admit a stick is quite easy to look after.
DeleteWhoop! The cardboard olympian looks awesome! well done chuck
ReplyDeleteMany thanks
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