Tuesday, 29 May 2012
The Basket, The cavern and the Olympic Sculpture again
Just very quickly in passing it was hot again but we did have rain, yes I counted at least eight spots of rain and it must have lasted all of thirty seconds. Also very quickly in passing I was standing on the roof today and I have realized somehow I have lost my head for heights, not sure how that happens but it appears I have. I think I need to get up there again and acclimatize to the situation, after all for reasons that are far to long to explain I have done more basket transfers than Captain Flint the Parrot has had Brazil nuts.
At school we have been doing geology in the newly dug caverns under the school. The science teachers have assured the headmaster that digging huge caverns under the school does not require planning permission and they are very cool and spacious. Most of the pupils have been helping and the headmaster even gave permission to go to the chip shop at lunch time as long as we discreetly dispersed soil down our trouser legs on the high street. Luckily the local press have blamed all the soil on the hot weather bringing excessive sand from the
However the girls were excused from disposing of soil on the grounds that their school uniform does not lend itself to discreetly disposing of soil and they also tend to scream at worms a bit.
Myself and Freddie decided that what these caverns needed is a large colony of bats so we spent the day at school hunting as many bats as possible, we found several species some of them quite large including, the Cricket Bat, the Rounder’s Bat, the Tennis Bat and the Baseball bat……… HA HAHAHHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAHAHH HAHhahah hahah ahahahhahahah.
OK I am off to carry on with the Olympic Sculpture again (The Cultural Olympian) it appears I have a few more days than I thought I had, and I have a cunning plan in order to get it finished in time.