Today was yet another grey day on the Welsh
English borders and so to liven things up a bit myself and the Ghost Writer did
a roll reversal, where I went to the Grey office to fix PC’s and he went to
school to do my school work. We look remarkably similar, me a young bouncy chirpy,
mildly eccentric child of cyberspace and the Ghost Writer, an Old Grumpy
gnarled bitter and twisted cynic of everything.
I got on remarkably well
and managed fix at least five different problems with everyone commenting on
how cheery and bouncy the IT man was today. When I met up with the Ghost Writer
at tea time he was telling me that the headmaster said to him “Rob what’s the
problem, you are like a bear with a sore head” to which the Ghost Writer said
“O yes and just were does that saying come from its stupid, how does anyone know
the bear has a sore head. It might just
be grumpy; as far as I know bears are just grumpy anyway”.
The Ghost Writer said he
would have got away with being grumpy if the headmaster had not then asked him
“And where is your homework Rob”………… ……….. ………… ……… AH yes I never told the
Ghost Writer he had homework to do, so after the Ghost Writer had written one
thousand times I MUST REMEMBER TO DO MY HOMEWORK he was even more grumpy.
The Ghost Writer did say
he found a worm on the headmaster’s computer and he got rid of it for him (Once
an IT man always an IT man). I did ask if he found the worm in a glass jar on
top of the headmasters computer with a label on the front saying Bernard the
Worm and he say ……………”AH, yes”…….. Mum has called him an IDIOT.
I am off now to carry on
with you know what …….The Cardboard Olympian.
Ooooooooooo yes one other thing, that Mr Mark Zuckerberg is now very very rich where as before he was just very very rich. Everyone has rushed off to buy shares in Facebook because it is free to join but is due to make a fortune because no one reads the advertising...... No its true I am on FB and I don't have a clue what adverts are on my page. They say that all that money will not make him happy, but I think he will be very very happy because as far as I can see he has sold half of something that I estimate to be worth about the same as my blog for quite a lot of money. If anyone would like to buy my blog for a large some of money well it is not for sale because I am me and I feel someone has to point out money is not what is important (Yes Yes I know it is a bit important but that is the fault of society). We are all at the end of the day just capital B*****************s
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Yes Rob You are You (And may you always remain so).
ReplyDeleteThat is very kind of you to say so, I do plan to remain me. It is the rebel soul in me which just will not go away.
DeleteThat's almost Byronic.
DeleteMany people think I'm Bionic.....
DeleteThe comparison is greatly appreciated