Today we were watching a group of men
directing vehicles, according to mum it was a car rally and true enough there
was a succession of small sports cars that would stop have a chat and then
drive off past the house. But me and the dog think it was some sort of cunning
plan involving mums spy friends from Russia, because most of the vehicles were
red; so AH HA you see red…….. Russian Spies drive red cars……… Yes yes mum has
said IDIOT but it is all part of the cunning deception to convince me and the
dog that they are innocent motor enthusiasts….. Mum is saying “it was a motor
rally, it really was” but then she would say that.
Mr Jones was watching from
the woods he has taken photos and he has his own theory about mums so called
car rally. He says that they were all aliens, apparently aliens like red and it
is plainly obvious that they are leaving the woods in small vehicles, but have
not yet learnt how to read road signs. Thus the small groups of advisors at the
junction to tell them where to go, he says they cant be Russian spies because
they would drive on the other side of the road and only aliens from space are
capable of driving on the same side as the British, (and German tourists in
huge mobile homes).
That was all earlier
however and since them I have had a bonfire where mum gave me a load of old papers that she said had personal details on and needed to be destroyed ………….AH
HA you see again this proves my point first suspicious Russian car rallies and
then the destruction of the incriminating evidence. Mum has said IDIOT again
now, but then she would, because that is what spies do, call me an IDIOT
Sorry I am a bit late
tonight it was because of working on the Cultural Olympian, I have been
aligning his arm, leg, and half of his other leg so he will stand up. It is
working out slightly larger than I planned and If he was standing (He will be
in the starting position of a runner) it would stand about five feet tall so
close to life size, not what I originally intended. I have also made his neck
tonight, so it is getting there. OK that is it I will go now I need to eat and
drink chocolate and Cocoa and teach Chico
the chicken to loop the loop.
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I think aliens might like reddish green. Is that otherwise known as brown?
ReplyDeleteSo it is possible anyone called Mr Brown might be an Alien ...... Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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