Today is a much better day, rather hot as
it happens so WELL COOL? Mum has said IDIOT. It is no doubt due to the fact
that mum poured a gallon of petrol on dads weather machine this morning and
torched it, then she did the same to my toga and the laurel and to make absolutely
sure that none of these things would affect the weather she torched Hardy as
well. His last words were “That’s another fine mass you got me into”. I think he might have thought he was in some bizarre
Satanist ritual, what with mum being a Goth and Napoleon Beelzebub helping her.
He loves a good fire.
I was telling Esmeralda
about Beelzebub popping in to say hello and helping mum set fire to Laurel and
Hardy and she got in a strop. She has always wanted to be a Satanist but Mr
Beelzebub has said he does not need all the agro so accidently forgets to log
all the bad things, so he who must be obeyed thinks she a right goody two shoes.
OK yes that’s another one
of those stupid sayings isn’t it “a right goody two shoes”. No I must not get
distracted by these things. As a result of Esmeralda’s strop she shaved half
the hair off the Goat (the school mascot) and has sprayed him in red paint and
is now training him to walk on his back legs and stab folk with this pointy
spear thing ( I’m sure that has a special name?). I think the goat might sulk
because he preferred to be catapulted over the school and into the fresh vegetable
section of the out of town supermarket, as a mock devil they are unlikely to
let him in. He has been banned from entering anyway (as a mere goat), his only
way in at present being through the roof skylight where he has to grab what he
can before security get him.
Last night in the real
world I was making cardboard legs for an Olympic four minute Poet, No its true
I really was, you see sometimes the real world is almost as surreal as that of
cyberspace. It is plainly obvious that it will require more time than one night
to complete legs so I will be carrying on tonight, then I have feet to think
about, and I still need to make some ribs. I am starting to see the problems
that he who must be obeyed had, no wonder we all turned out as we did if he had
to think it all up in one day, I would not be able to do it, but then I have to
use cardboard.
Finally Heavy Harry the Cat
and the chicken have hatched a plan (Cat, Chicken ….. hatched plan…. … HAH HHAHa hah ahahah hah haha hah hahhah
haha hah) after Sooty’s attack on the chicken the other night so I think Sooty
the Cat needs to be careful.
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My life has not been quite as eXciting as aLL that in the last 24 hours. I just took apart a sun tanning machine to replace the bottom sheet of El Plastico that cracked. To-tal Ex-haus-tion. The grapes had to suffer a day without a watering, they were the victims, as weLL as dirty dishes piled up. No petrol flames, no Beez El Bubz, no chickens & cats. But I am fixing to maybe go work on an air conditioner that has most likely faLLen victim to the hair of the cat.
ReplyDeleteAh "the hair of the cat", is that like "the hair of the dog".
DeleteWhen it comes to messing up (clogging) the evaporator coil of an air conditioner, I have seen more problems in houses with cats, not dogs. But that is not a true unbiased scientific study.
DeleteI do think Heavy Harry and chicken need to be watched.
ReplyDeletecertainly Heavy Harry needs to be watched he can be very grumpy
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