The rambling diary of an ordinary slightly quirky dodgy artist in the rolling hills of the English Welsh borders, telling the tale of the life of the common man in an uncommon way and also explaining many things about science and the world. Zombies, Monsters and strange mechanical things included by request. Plus some bad Poetry
Thursday, 1 August 2013
The Hunt for Vampires, Zombies and Ghouls and a rocket made from parts from China
morning I thought I would hunt Vampires, Zombies and Ghouls as it was rather
warm; and in order to be able to sneak up on these terrible beasts I also
thought the best thing to do was to disguise myself in such a way that the Vampires,
Zombies and Ghouls would be unaware of my presence. In other words I disguised
myself as a terrible beast that might eat bits of brain or feet.
Rob the Zombie
I prowled round the village using cunning guile and stealth I sadly saw
nothing, but I was aware that at least one of the Vampires, Zombies and Ghouls
must be close by as I could hear people screaming and running off in all directions.
I did try to ask a couple of the villagers about the beast but each time I approached
them the terrible Vampire, Zombie or
Ghoul or what ever it was scared them off, a rather cunning plan if you ask me
to stop me catching it.
returned home for lunch and having been told to go and wash I was forced to
hunt the beast without the disguise in the afternoon but by then a large group of
villagers were out with twelve bores and pointy sticks. They said the beast was
horrific the scariest thing they had ever seen with huge eyes and pointy teeth
and mad hair, apparently they said it looked just like the mad demented twin
brother of me. I am really annoyed I never
got to see it, but when I told mum she said we were all IDIOTS?
despite the roasting humid evening I thought it best to do a bit more work on
the Zombie defence system and even our friendly builder Mr Chris says he will
call in next week to ensure that what ever terrible thing was prowling the
gardens and woods it will not get to eat me.
yes something terrible happened yesterday you see dads rocket which will only
ever be the second all British expedition to the moon has been criticised by Mr
Addman and Mr Flip who have said that most of the rocket is made from Chinese sourced
parts. They have (well that Mr Addman has) demanded that that we write on the
side of the rocket Mainly constructed
from parts manufactured in china. I did not have enough paint to do this,
but in order to appease their concerns I managed to write A BIT CHINA on the
side; I was planning on writing Chinese but ran out of space.