Poetry for X . . . . . Sort of

It seems I cant write Poetry for X. . . Although I tried a bit and thought about it for a least 30 seconds or even more. But the problem is that so far stuff has just happened in my head and it has been OK because it all just happens as I type, however X did not just magically happen so I decided to say BAH HUMBUG and ended up writing the following without the guidance of my trusty Red Indian spirit guide who I am told was eating ice cream and chasing seagulls in the wild places of the British coast line. I know its true he told me himself . . . . . 

Luckily it appears all has gone well for the Letter Y which for even stranger reasons has gone Japanese or as near Japanese as a chap who knows nothing about Japan can get. Actually there is a reason for trying to make it a bit more Japanese sounding which you will learn in due course. Still that it tomorrows letter so for now we have my extremely bad Poem for X, honestly it is terrible   

Salmon and ham and X

Cannot run away

Because it seems they have no leX (to stand on)

As a chap did once X-plain and say

And although a chicken has been designed with two . . (LeX)

In your oven it has nowhere to run too

So it soon becomes an X chicken

And turns into a rather nice chicken stew

BUT

Rats of course have four leX

And will run up and down and back and fore

At speeds which might seem quite X-stream

Which is why I shoot at them?

With my large Rat Killing
Death 
Ray

Laser Beam.

The End

Actually I rather like rats they are clever little critters

And good sports and generally good eggs all round

Well eggs are generally sort of round ish

I am not sure that terms such as good eggs and good sports are still used among the masses these days but a chap has to maintain standards and keep proper English like what I write alive and kicking. A sentiment that the humble rat entirely agrees with, although in their case it is the alive and kicking bit they are keen on, or as they would say themselves, alive and scurrying. And as one rat mate rather succinctly liked to put it EEEeeeeccccckkk.