F
The
flamboyant Flamingo
Which
is rather bright pink?
As
a result of its Diet
So
I’ve heard sort of, I think
Will
stand on one leg
In
a herd for many many days
Perfectly
still in a trance like haze
And
they do like to eat
Shrimp
chocolate and nuts
And
hide on the beach
In
Victorian beach huts
And
will sing songs
By
Abba after a drink or two
And
wash their feet
Once
a week
Like
us chaps like to do
.
Although
I do like to keep my socks on
Unlike
Flamingos who don’t wear socks
I do love Flamingoes...but I couldn't eat a whole one. And why are Buffalo wings called Buffalo wings when we all know very well that they don't have wings? Makes me glad I'm a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteWHAT buffalo dont have wings . . . .DAMN, that is the last time I listen to the vicar he said they do. Although to be fair he did say only after they were dead.
DeleteMrs Ghost Writer is glad she is a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian by proxy as I only eat animals that eat vegetation (mainly) . . . OK there was the lion and the snow leopard but I only nibbled them a bit round the edges.
Victorian beach huts and songs by Abba--quite a wonderland your flamingos live in!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it is a wonderland of slightly bad poetry. . . . .
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