S
A
snake ate the Sister of the Son
The
Second Son a Scared old Sailor
Who
had worked hard in the past
As
a whaler on a whaling boat
Surely,
one of the very last
It
then ate a Salad, and had a cup of tea
Slithering,
Slipping and Sliding gracefully
And
whispered Silently at what it did see
And
promptly ate the Sailors Servant
A
Soldier, a Slave and a Secular man
Who
Screamed O no go away
Please
do not eat me
But
Shouting at a Snake is rather futile
It
would be so much better just to flee
Then
the Snake Smiled
And
regurgitated various decomposing human parts
Which
it gazed upon with interest
As
it included Several Still moist pumping hearts
When
what Should turn up
But
a huge mutant Sea Serpent
As
mutant Sea Serpents are inclined to do
Which
promptly ate the Snake
Ate
the human bits
And
then ate me and you
.
.
.
THE
END
That's disgusting. I like it! Reminds me a bit of one of my kid's books: Class Two went to the Zoo. An anaconda eats everyone, then basically ralphs them back up. Since it's a kid's book, they're still together. Speaking of which, you should be illustrating books with these drawings.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about illustrating books. . I have just started using colour as I have finally attached a pad like thing with its pointy stick to my old PC meaning I can tweak my little drawing a bit. Up until a few weeks again if was a case of drawing them with my trusty ball point pen then taking a photo and that was about it. Now I can fill them with colour and stuff. . . . Well Cool
DeleteHang on what is wrong with my poetry then.
Ah, now I understand where the 'moist' part comes in. The snake could have just reassembled the parts and made a new celebrity icon...or a member of TOWIE.
ReplyDeleteYes it is not often I mention moist parts . . . Actually that is not entirely true as it seems to rain quite a lot here in the Shropshire countryside and most of its parts are very moist indeed. And I do sort of complain about it quite often.
DeleteWe may need some new franken-celebs soon they way they are vanishing at present.