Poetry for a Vegetarian Vampire

V

Vernon the Vampire

Is a strict Vegetarian

Devouring every mid-night lentil soup

And Veggie shepherd’s pie

Oooooooo says Vernon

As the hummus lets out a fearful cry

I might bite an avocado

As it innocently wanders by

And as the juices from a beetroot

Trickle off his plate

Staining the carpet a deep rich red

Its seems that Vernon plans to turn

All the vegetables he can 
Into members of his
terrible Veggie army

of the
Walking 
Dead. 


YUCK