Poetry for Goats

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Goats are great

At guessing the time

And reciting a rather majestic

Goatee beardy rhyme

And will eat tins of beans

And apple sauce

As well as almost

Anything else of course

Which is the thing, what goats like to do?

 . . . . . . . . . . . . (look its poetry so Ya Sucks Boo)

And if they got the chance

They would like

Almost certainly

To eat you.

 . . . . . . . . . . . . (which if you say quickly sounds like an Owl), 

Which will unnerve most rodents if you shout it at them as they scurry about your kitchen, as they do in their devil may care way making rude gestures at the cats who have a far to comfortable lifestyle for their own good.