Saturday 6 December 2014

Part two of Hogwarts v Jurassic World. . . . . Professor Frankenzompire gets angry.




As Harry Potter, Hermione and a motley collection of wizard students from Hogwarts emerge from behind the large fibreglass Ichthyopterygia, Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire strides towards them. His long floor length black leather coat, designer wrap round mirror finish sunglasses and huge scary machine gun make the young wizards a little nervous as they hide behind Harry. Only Lily Luna saying WOW DAD can I have one of those guns that’s awesome.

No I don’t think so says Harry

AH Harry Potter . . .  I believe one of your students has accidently got mixed up in one of my experiments and has turned a bit Tyrannosaurus Rex said Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire.

Indeed he is standing over there with that large White Rabbit, Alice from Wonderland and Master Higgs the son of Professor Brian Dumblecox . . . . . Have you come to turn him back into Harrison Ford-Cortina the popular wizard student from gryffindor.

O NO and with that he raises his large scary machine gun and fires a long burst at Harrison Ford-Cortina. NO SORRY BUT HE HAS TO DIE.

But in a blur of slow motion the Large White rabbit leaps in front of the slightly modified Wizard Student and picks the bullets out of the air and then has a close look at them before dropping them on the ground. Well as you can imagine Professor Frankenzompire is not entirely happy and pulls an old black twisted wand from inside his coat and shouts a terrible spell as a huge fiery thunderbolt envelopes the space where the White Rabbit and the others had been standing. But they have vanished and only a rather strange smiling Cheshire cat is there now, and as it fades it says. . . . . . . . .

Beware the Jabberwockysarus My friend . . . . . . . . . .

Beware the what? shouts Professor Frankenzompire at Harry Potter.

Harry replying . . . It is always best to run when that cat turns up and then vanishes again saying weird stuff like that . . . and with that Harry, Hermione and the other wizard student’s head off sharp-ish towards a now empty burger café near the main performance pool. . . Young Lily Luna saying Can I have Fries with my stegosaurus dad and onion rings . . . .  I like this Jurassic World its WELL COOL. . .  

Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire is very very angry now but as he watches Harry Potter and the other run off he feels the ground shaking and the sound of something Huge snarling and hissing behind him . . . . .. . . . It is the Jabberwockysarus . . . . What manner of beast is this he says to himself as he raises his large scary machine gun up to its well armoured head. Only to find the bullets bounce off the body of the huge beast who barely notices the professor unloading the entire guns magazine of bullets into him.




TO BE CONTINUED

Link to Part Three

12 comments:

  1. I didn't know that dinosaurs were bullet resistant. Perhaps there is a need to switch to armor piercing or incinderella rounds. That would be cool. You just keep shooting at something until it morphs into Cinderella.

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    1. I am busy studying titanium at the moment. Let me know if you have any titanium ideas or thoughts.

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    2. Titanium is a great metal, but as I remember not easy to work with. . . I can't think of anything to use it for that has not been thought of except as far as I can tell no one has ever made a titanium violin

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    3. My violin is from Armenia, I believe. I should play it more often. I wiLL search for titanium violin ... Hmmm, I did find titanium fine tuners for violins. I have fine tuners on my violin as weLL. They go down on the opposite end of the string away from the peg end. You can make fine tension adjustments with them.

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    4. I think one of the more interesting things about pure titanium is that it can burn in pure nitrogen gas.

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    5. I did not know that about burning it, but it probably explains why they dont make violins from Titanium. Bearing in mind that musicians have a habit of leaving Nitrogen lying about.

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    6. As a chemist I happen to have several pure things. Also being an HVAC guy means I happen to have high pressure nitrogen, as well as acetylene and oxygen.

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    7. You would make a great Mad Professor Mr ESB.

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    8. I do maintain that unkempt yet clean Einstein style hair do. I think it should be more correctly caLLed a hair don't.

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    9. I too maintain a Einstein style hair do, although I may be too scruffy to look like a professor

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  2. Catching up on part two I am afraid to read part three... I don't see how this is going to end well. Jabberwockysarus sounds very much like the sort of that that hairy manboy Russell Brand would try and ride through the streets to promote his new book.... I'll be brave and see you in part three!

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    1. Good luck on Part three I think I might ride the Jabberwockysarus through the streets myself as the prospects of any of this turning into a book are slim very very slim

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