Link to Part Two
Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire having run out of ammunition and discovering that the JABBERWOCKYSARUS is one of those rare spell immune beasts, heads quickly back to his main office. But as he enters the phone rings and a young girl at Customer Services is panicking.
You
need to come to customer services quick Professor Frankenzompire the puplic are
here on mass demanding refunds.
A
REFUND says
the Professor we never give refunds….
They
are getting very restless and are complaining there are ferocious dinosaurs
running loose all over the place.
I’ll
be there straight away says the Professor reloading his large scary
machine gun. No one gets a refund here he thinks to himself and I am not starting
now, we will see what they think after I have fed a few of them to the Plesiosaurus.
Back near the monorail
stop Alice
It’s
a smelly beast
says Higgs
Indeed
it is . . . . and rather big replies Alice
Is
the White Rabbit going to fight it and save us then, it usually does.
No
AH
But as the JABBERWOCKYSARUS
gets to within a few feet of them Harrison Ford- Cortina suddenly leaps forward (remember he is rather
Tyrannosaurus Rex looking now) and starts talking to the beast (I say talking
it is in fact growling) and pointing a lot. Then the JABBERWOCKYSARUS shrugs it’s
shoulders and starts wandering off towards the main exit of the Jurassic World
complex eating a small ice cream van on the way
WHAT ?????? WHAT DID YOU
SAY says Young Higgs to Harrison Ford- Cortina.
Harrison Ford- Cortina has
a little look to haven and then repeats his growls and pointing.
AH
Right
says Higgs still none the wiser and slightly confused.
Our Small, brave, intrepid
and possibly foolhardy band of heroes then continue their journey towards the
main performance pool for the aquatic dinosaur exhibits where the White Rabbit
apparently says he has a cunning plan. Well when I say he says, as we know the
White Rabbit says very little but he indicates strongly in a way that is clear
to the others that he has a very cunning plan indeed.
To Be Continued
What is this cunning plan
I hear you ask. . . . well as I make these stories up as I write then and I
don’t have a clue how they are going to end I may have put myself in a
difficult position because I don’t know what the cunning plan is either so AH
DAMN. . . .
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Link to Part Four
WHAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou go around saying you on't know what's coming next!
This is a well cool story. (I've all three parts in one go.)
Honestly, this has got me going and i need to know what happens next.
Yes you may have got yourself in a tight corner, but that is the curse of the author. I am looking forward to the next part (as long as it doesn't end like LOST! that still upsets me) - ooooh I am excited for this!
I truly do not have a clue where each part of these stories will end up so I can't even think about the next bit until I have written something for it to follow on from.
DeleteMy draw back at present is I have been at work a bit and our friendly builder is now working on the house, we have knocked down a wall and have a multi fuel stove and new stainless steel flue being fitted on friday. The Electrician needs to do stuff and then we will be stopping until after Christmas in a sort of half done limbo state.
This episode reminds me of a recent trip to a restaurant where there was a lot of ranting and veRy little resting. I was mainly observing. I am not sure if there was much Au involved, that being gold symbolicaLLy. I must resume mopping now, bye.
ReplyDeleteIce cream? All this time I thought that dinosaurs were lack toes and taller ants. I have heard that dinosaurs disappeared a long time ago, maybe more than 20 years ago.
DeleteI dont like ranting in restaurants much and see them as a place of peace . . . .A large piece of Dinosaur with chips (French Fries your side of the Atlantic) fried onions and roasted carrots.
DeleteMaybe Mr Steven Spielberg's many dinosaur films are a result of his fondness for the taller ant or his lack of toes.
Hi Rob,
ReplyDeleteNo, you are not imagining this. I'm actually commenting. I'm liking the way your surreal mind works. This worries me! :) Mr. Spielberg needs you for a sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Gary
You have had a lot going on Mr G so no problems with not commenting.
DeleteMr Spielberg is more than welcome to purchase all the ideas from my humble mind for a small sum. I am not extravagant so say £184.32p seems like a good starting point to negotiate from.