Today is Saturday and it was a leisurely
start to the day, it was also something of a shock all round I suspect to most
of us living in Britain because the sun
was shinning there was no wind and it looked like a beautiful day. I will say
looked because viewing this from a classic seventies bungalow with huge double
glazed widows is deceptive. And on going outside to take in what looked like
the first day of spring was in its self a shock as a thousand sharp pointy
points of frost stabbed through my clothing making the point it was rather
cold. So with the weather sunny but bitterly
cold it was decided by a show of hands that the best person to send into the
muddy hole was me. There was one vote against me going into the growing muddy
hole but that turned out to be me, it was not all bad (just mainly bad) because
one of the reasons that the muddy hole is muddy and not draining water away as
it should is a huge willow tree, the one removed by the mad axe man with chainsaws
a bit back had grown roots into the muddy hole, Large roots ones so large even
a nice sharp saw was not adequate. So I got to use a chainsaw to cut some of
the roots away. WELL COOL.
Now using a chainsaw in a
muddy wet cold and as it happens very smelly hole might be fun but there was
one thing I had not considered about this. You see a chainsaw blade rotates
rather fast in order to cut through the roots which were up to six inches in
diameter, and the muddy hole is full of mud and water and stuff. The blade
rotates in such a way that the side that cuts on the bottom of the chainsaw is
coming towards you and a fast rotating chainsaw blade coming into contact with
smelly muddy mud and water as it cuts the root means that the smelly muddy mud
and water is sprayed straight at you. This is not nice and being covered in
smelly muddy mud and being told that you are not allowed back in the house with
smelly muddy clothes on that are sort of dripping things off them is not ideal,
particularly when a dog, two cats and dad are rolling about in hysterics
pointing at you from the warm side of the huge double glazed windows of a
classic seventies bungalow and it is rather cold.
I did make it back into
the house, otherwise I would not be writing this now but there is more root to
be cut out of the cold wet muddy hole using the chain saw which is fine except
I know what will happen next time now. Dad has said in order to give me a
sporting chance of not having to go into the hole we can play Scissors Paper
Stone . . . . . . . . . . . .AH . . . DAMN.
Oooooo yes I had the
worlds best fish and chips last night YUM.
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Ahh I haven't had fish and chips in ages, need to get some soon! I ventured outside today and while it was cold, I was surprised to feel a little warmth from the sun. I don't expect it to last, though. No doubt there'll be blizzards again by next week.
ReplyDeleteThere is rumour of it getting colder but I am working on magic spells now as a last ditch effort to change the weather.
DeleteAww poor Rob Z! And even though I laughed out loud at the Chainsaw causing quite literally a splash back, knowing what that hole contains, had me feeling nothing but sympathy for you.
ReplyDeleteMy heart, liver, kidneys and spleen, all go out to you. :)
Yes I have not told the world yet that the cold muddy hole if full of decaying sewage I thought it best to keep that news a secret . . . . . . AH . .DAMN.
DeleteStill I have a plan and once my friendly builder friend returns from his holidays we should be able to complete the work. I think it is purely coincidence that he suddenly went off skiing abroad the day after he saw the muddy hole. Saying things like AH...YUCK ....O MY GOD. and I HAVE NOT SEEN THE QUATERMASS EXPERIMENT FOR YEARS.