O …… this is very annoying indeed, you see
I had started to write things and was just getting into the swing of things
when we lost all power and every thing was plunged into darkness. Even worse when half your world is dependent
of cyberspace. So what you may ask was I complaining about, sorry I mean
writing about.
Firstly I do remember that I was saying
about doing tongue and groove wood panelling again in a sort of DIY cowboy way
as taught to me by the Ghost Writer who is also a very good IT cowboy. It
appears that things are changing and in the old days folk took pride in being a
DIY cowboy and the final job would look OK, although the route to the final job
could take certain unorthodox turnings. Today however the same pride in being a
DIY cowboy has gone people want everything done fast; quality of finish appears
not to matter so these days we have DIY cowboy bodgers created bodged DIY work.
Just think back in the
days of the Trojans, if the horse they made was a rubbish one with bits falling
off and it looked like a sick camel then it would have ended up as fire wood or
even cheap frozen convenience food and sold to the masses in supermarkets. The
masses then complaining that the food tasted worse than the carton, and made
them think of horses. Luckily things like this don’t happen any longer due to
huge mountains of bureaucratic red tape, so big one could hide a horse in it…..
OK enough on those beasts who as we know turned the head of the very nice
Steven Spielberg ruining my opportunity at fame and fortune. Yes I know he said my work was the work of an
IDIOT but he had just eaten a large lasagne and had a bit of shock news……
Now what else was I
discussing before this power cut, AH YES, the weather (AGAIN) it has rained all
day and we may have a bit of snow
tonight turning to ice and rain tomorrow AAAAAAAAAuauuuuuuuggggghHHHHHHHH, I’m
sure those of you in the USA who have just had five feet of snow in two days
will say why is he complaining (AGAIN), but you see it is the relentless wet
cold dullness of The British weather that is turning us all mad. Right now five
feet of snow would be a nice change something we can go out and fight with
sticks and things but relentless wet cold dullness saps the soul out of
everyone you cant fight back or beat it or wave a large snow shovel at it or
build defences or enjoy running about in it. I would not be entirely surprised
if the power cut was a result of water seeping in through the edges of the
national grid system and popping a few fuses.
Still I have not gone mad
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Mum has just said IDIOT
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Oooooo yes it was Auntie
Karen’s Birthday today, so I hope Auntie Karen and Ian the Musical Hat Maker
have had a lovely day.
And we have had another
power cut but I had just saved my ramblings . . . . . . PHEW
DAMN . . . . .His head fell Off
My mate Darren ('tother half of sinkingship) once wrote a book called Blibby Blibby Blab Blab, which was 8 pages of the words Blibby Blibby blab blab over and over, but which read like an actual story. Very strange but a good read all the same.
ReplyDeleteYour DIY-ing and power cut problems remind me of this song, and i think you you find some solace within its lyrics. I hope you like.
John Shuttleworth - Up and Down Like A Bride's Nightie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QTsvaZGSxvU
Good choice of song Mr H Yes it was all a bit up and down. The half an hour or so with no power was interesting as you realize that once that goes so does almost everything. Luckily we have torches and an open fire we could have cooked on if need be, but us folk in the west are doomed once the power is gone. I think if I was going to attack a country, I would just blow up the power stations and wait a few weeks while it fell into chaos.
DeleteThere is the making of a good action adventure movie in that idea. I must speak to Mr Spielberg.
I bet you wish you were back in the sun now after a week or so of British cold wet dull weather. . . . .
I was wondering whether you wrote your blings or copy and pasted them. I noticed there were several double spaces embedded in the blings, so doing a blingectomy, I separated them apart and the middle five sections had the same number of blings, so I thought it was more likely a paste.
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I suspect no one has ever made a comment on a blog like that before. . . . .
DeleteI tried to insert defects as I typed.
DeleteAh yes I did notice but then I can do this quite well even when I don't want too.
DeleteI feel quite hypnotized by all the letters above, that I can't quite remember what I was going to write.
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