Today the geography teacher decided that it
is high time that he explained some basic facts about the working of the
universe to us today, he said it would help explain the answers to life the
universe and everything (someone shouted 42 but he hit them with an illuminated
globe). It appears that everything is a network, the geography teacher said not
just river deltas, roads, railways, computers and cyberspace but absolutely
everything including, us, goats, cheese and the entire universe, it is just a
matter of scale. You see we are full of networks like our blood system, our
nervous system our brains and even our digestive system and skeleton; and all
these systems integrate together to perform a particular function of objective.
So a human (a networked device) can drive a
car (a networked device) on a road (part of a networked device) in a city (a
networked device) to perform a function as part of a networked device. All in a
universe (a networked device) within the multi-dimensional voids of time and
space (a networked device), all of which is made of atoms and molecules
(networked devices)
All that was fine but the then he asked us to
draw a network, at first I thought this is dead easy I will draw the
multi-tracking music system I am trying to get working at home with all the black
boxes and cables. That is certainly a network, now you would think this would
be easy but one thing I have learnt about networks of any kind that involve
cables is they get can get a bit twisted, I have discussed this before I know
but not in the context of networks. So I draw as much of the network as I could
remember with a huge confused mass of wires going between boxes in a confused
and knotted fashion as they do on the system in the flesh so to speak although
there is no flesh involved in reality, not even a small drop of blood as mum
wiped all that up (In the Flesh is a silly saying). Then after working away at
my drawing for hours the geography teach looked at it and said IDIOT, strangely
that is what mum said when she first saw the system (in the flesh) when I got
it all together, all I need to do is make it actually work and it will be well
cool, a bit like the universe, they have a lot in common. . . . . .
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http://htwins.net/scale2/ <<<<--- This here link is not quite a network, but always blows my tiny mind for showing just how we all fit together.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome Mr H . . . . . I will share this tomorrow it is a bit late now to do so.
DeleteMe? Networked? I used to think of myself as a wireless device. I have spent way too many hours studying the 7 Layer Network design - OSI - during Cisco Certification training, many moons ago.
ReplyDeleteOSI - Open Systems Interconnection model
I can see you are a man who knows his systems well, sadly I am a bit random at times so find myself in the wrong part of the system at the wrong time, sometimes going the wrong way. I am quite happy being part of the system however as long as I am not faced with too many junctions.
DeleteI am soRRy you don't have Thanksgiving, it is my favorite holiday. I would self-declare it if I didn't have it.
ReplyDeleteI think I would rather have this holiday in the summer it is too cold and wet at this time of year for holidays.
DeleteI hope you had a good day with your wife and dog.
I can tell I am cold, I am thinking one word and typing a different one. (this is a corrected comment)
I've obviously been away too long. That wasn't half as confusing as it normally is.
ReplyDeleteLoving the artwork Mr Z. :)
Well Miss Lily I am very pleased to see you back, I hope the world is OK with you. Yes I am having to draw pictures now, times are hard.
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