After another game of paper scissors stone
I found myself pruning two rather large shrubs near the top of our garden, close
to the drive, OK yes that makes us sound like we live in some sort of yuppy mansion.
As you know we don’t, we live in classic 1970’s bungalow with over sized UPVC
double glazed windows previously owned by a little old lady for something approaching
thirty years. So while I pruned (not the fruit, but with a saw) everyone else
was painting a room a dark mulberry colour.
As you all know we do not
entirely like the inside of our house white, so dark mulberry is much better.
There is a great master plan which mum and dad have although I am not allowed
to know master plans because they say I then put them in my diary, but I have
explained that is the whole point of a diary.
OK yes the pruning why is
it what looks like a small branch when attached to a large shrub turns out to
be huge when it is falling towards you from a great height and then takes three
people to shift it. Unfortunately there
was only me as the dog said it was not a bone and therefore of no interest
although he did rattle out some sort of Latin name for the shrub adding Yo Ho Ho Three men in a Shrub.
On the wireless I noticed
that Mr Murdoch from News International is saying he plans to have a new Sunday
newspaper to replace the News of the World called The Sun on Sunday. Napoleon Beelzebub
has just added oooo yes that reminds me
I better do some paperwork just in CASE; I am not sure what that means. Now you will be thinking why mention this, but
I have a reason. In cyberspace one of my followers (now I sound like some sort
of leader ….. I am not) a Mr Van Helsing or Batman to his friends, has told me
that I wrongly accused the Fox of chewing off the leg of Elvis (that’s Spy
Elvis not the one on the moon) and it was in fact the Squirrels so I think I
need to contact Mr Murdoch as I think I have his first major headline for the
first edition of the Sun on Sunday.
“Breaking News Fox innocent,
Squirrels chewed off the leg of Elvis. Batman revels all.”
Professor Abraham van Helsing says its a dam shame, that News International has
had the life blood sucked out of it. Luckily I sold my stake in the company
some time ago and bought commodities in particular silver bullets, things are
looking Grave.
Apparently Ex News
International reporter Mr Vamp is available for hire HAAHAH HAHAH HAH AHHA HHAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH HHAH HAhah hah hahaha haha hhah hah ha …………. …… AH ………………. ……………………..
……………………. Mum says IDIOT
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I was con fused by your paragraph number three, was that s'pposed to be a small bush instead of a shall bush? .... Back to more reading ....
ReplyDeleteThanks I will correct. proof reading yourself is not easy...
DeleteThanks Mr ESB Job done
DeleteYou don't want to be listening to Abraham Van Helsing, he is not what he seems.
ReplyDeleteI know cyberspace is like that. And well at the end of the day we all like a friendly campfire (sorry Vampire)
DeleteHi Rob, Sue here - If you'd like me to give you a bit of a hand with the hyperlink signature, could you email me please - I can't see your address (but prob just being blind) You made a comment on the A-Z blog that sounded like it wasn't working for you... these signatures can be recalcitrant little sods! suetravers01atgmaildotcom
ReplyDeletecheers
Sue
Many thanks for the offer I will just sulk about in the backwaters of cyberspace for now. But I appreciate the offer of help.
DeleteI like how your parents refuse to tell you information as they fear you'll put it in your diary!! Probs just incase you decide to release a book about your life in the future filled with all the embarrassing things they've done :P
ReplyDeleteThat is the plan
DeleteHi Aysh !!!
ReplyDeleteHiya :D fancy seeing you here :O
DeleteHow look here chaps concentrate on the plot no chatting in the stalls
DeleteNow look here; not "How" stupid qwerty keyboard .......grrrrrrr
DeleteHi Rob !!! Hope you got your asdfgh keyboard fixed.
DeleteMy old nokia n97 mini had the best qwerty keyboard in the world!
DeleteHi people sorry I am running out of time and missing replies I really need the best qwerty keyboard in the world, as it happens the one I use is quite good an old IBM thing, We have loads of old computers here Ooooooo about 10 to 15 maybe but all old. Its the Ghost writer fault he has computers stashed all over the place (still old but he loves old)
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