As promised the Ghost writer did take me to
Brecon, but all did not turn out as the Ghost Writer would have hoped, in fact
it looks like he will be making another trip to Brecon next week only without
me. Not that I did anything wrong and the only person I electrocuted was being
muttered at by the Ghost Writer anyway so he didn’t notice much as he thought
they were leaping about for being told off.
The Ghost Writer, as you
all know is an IT guru and so we got to play the old game “find the pea” only
instead of shells we got to use USB memory sticks and the pea was in fact a Trojan,
not the lot that made the big horse, but a virus. Anyway the Ghost Writer got
very angry and grumpy because his own USB memory device not only got the virus
but it had all its files zapped.
Well he has warned them
about musical USB devices and this is what can happen, I said he was going to
be grumpy today. He thinks the result of all this will be everyone moaning at
him when its not his fault as there are strange things happening on that particular
network that even the Great Guru of IT at the end of a phone cant sort out so
the Ghost Writer stands no chance. He actually disagrees with that because he
says he will hit things with a large stick, where the Great Guru of IT at the
end of the phone relies on just techy stuff and sometimes that just does not
work.
The Solar panels are all
on the roof and working just in time for the sunset so it appears we have
generated forty three pence worth of power so far WELL COOL and we have a very
shiny roof. Dad also thinks he has a cunning plan to store power to batteries
during the day so that he can run outside lights in the summerhouse and his
workshop at night on a twelve volt system. It is all part of our new ECO warrior
lifestyle.
The dog says that ECO stands
for Electricity Conspiracy Organisations, who are various groups of people who
have a wide range of views about power companies, generation of electricity,
and the use of electricity in general. Everything from All power companies are
Total ****** ******* *********** B******* ******* to trying to be green, when I say green I not only
mean saving power and not using non renewable power sources. But I also refer
to Mr Clarks organization who dress up as Martians and are waiting in the woods
at night for the event they call The Event which will involve lots of
electricity and marsh mallows. It could happen any day they say so be prepared,
or as they say in the movies KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES. Mum by the way says Mr
Clark is an IDIOT and the dog says Mr Clark’s from Kent ……… HAHHAHAah ahh ahahahah ha
hah hah hah hah hahah hahahahh hah hah ah hahhhhahahh hahahahah
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Everyone was talking about being green, and knowing my secret space alien alter ego past, I suspected that I was truly green as well, its just I had never reaLLy paid any attention to my "true" eXternal color because, well, I guess I never thought about registering that information before taking on a human form, I believe it was in the later 1940's shortly after your human World War Two. So with much effort I eXamined my systems and my color was pink. Imagine my dismay. Pink! So I immediately found a green magic marker and began painting myself green. After three hours of struggle I have eXhausted the inking capacity of the marker and I've only coated 27.3% of my eXterior humanoid shell. Well, I am going to go hang upside down in my closet to assume my nocturnal recharge-refresh position. (Sleeping)
ReplyDeleteAs we have seen from the photographic evidence supplied by your good self on your own blog you have a very neat closet which appears to be colour (color to you in the USA) coordinated. So I am rather intrigued by where you are planning to hang upside down; as in between what and what.
DeleteI am an incognito alien who possesses many closets, you have seen only one. Did you think I only have one closet? Why, I have a closet completely dedicated for holding all my uranium-235 and my collection of cardboard, mainly tubes leftover from rolls of paper towels. When I get enough I plan to post a picture of all the tubes as part of something I plan to market in the form of a kit. Its a secret for now.
DeleteYou can not have too much cardboard. You can make anything the mind thinks of with cardboard. And there are not many things that's true of.....
DeleteI have even made cardboard boxes from cardboard boxes by very carefoooly taking them apart at the seams and then inverting them so the logo info is on the inside and the fresh clean carboard is now outwardly and unwordedly, then glue. I have used Elmer's Glue and a hot glue gun.
Delete43p on your fitst day! good work. just wait til the sun comes back you'll be quids in!!!
ReplyDeleteYes if we have a sunny summer with no rain We will be rich, filthy rich. Due to the water ban imposed on us all. How come it feels like it has been cold and wet for ages and there is no water????
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