Thursday, 23 February 2012

The offer of one million pounds by a Russian industrialist for the Flying Goat


Another quiet day at school where the school mascot appears to have finally got the hang of landing. Esmeralda said it would in the end, after all it has been catapulted that many times over the school now it is starting to become a tourist attraction. The Headmaster has already been offered over one million pounds by a Russian industrialist for the Flying Goat. But the headmaster is holding out for another half a million for the new science wing. It seems appropriate that a Flying Goat should pay for a wing.


We were out looking for the international Space Station tonight but it was very cloudy again so sadly we did not see it, but we did see bats (the flying ones like the goat), they seemed quite large so I will try and find out what type they are. Trouble is bats tend not to hang about long enough to get a good look at them (hang about HA HAH HAH HAH HAH Hah ahahha ahahha hah h). Mum said IDIOT.


 We were planning to have a Chinese takeaway from the Chinese takeaway in Bishops Castle (its good there) but it was closed, they have gone on holiday and will not be back until the 7th March, so we thought we would try the chip shop in Bishops Castle because so far everyone has said it is really good, only it was not good at all. Maybe we got them on an off day and it was still quite early so they had not really got going yet but it was rubbish.

Sooty the Cat is limping rather badly too, his leg appears to be OK but his Toes or not (do cats have toes ……………Only when the breakdown on the motorway HA HAHAHH hah hah ha hahh hah hhah hahha hah ahhaha ha h a) mum said IDIOT again. He seems happy enough and is eating as normal so loads of food. We wonder if the squirrels have been fighting back and have tried to take a bite out of Sooty but Sooty is not telling, he is after all a very stupid cat ……. No he really is probably the most stupid cat we have ever owned. 

7 comments:

  1. Hahaha! In spite of myself, the part about cat toes and breaking on the motorway, had me giggling like a fool.

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    1. Well that is good Miss Lily, you are starting to get into the groove. Cyberspace is 99% really boring which is sad. It is left to the few (The RATs) to enlighten the masses.

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    2. One of my favorite words that I have "en"-vented was the word endarken, the oppo-sight of enlighten. Another interesting eXperiment is to very carefully remove the outer layers of enlighten, to be left with nlighte, and the confusion and mystery as the team of wordists say, say, didn't we just take off an outer valence layer of e&n and yet there is another layer of reversed e&n, so they crank up the accelerator and blast again, but there is a fight on, and the en-ner light escapes suddenly, leaving en_____en, and the wordists have broad smiles with dimples. Oh, the aX of discovery.

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    3. Cool thinking Mr ESB; so enhance could be unhanced "A state of no change for the better but maybe not worse with a probability of sameness" That sounds like my blog now ......... DAM IT I have an unhanced blog how did that happen?

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    4. Peat and Repeat were walking across a bridge. Peat fell off, who was left behind?

      Repeat.

      If you asked George W. Bush this question his answer would be "No child!".
      That was a politickle joke.
      I must go now to see my wife's new chair. It is the kind of chair that people sit in while they have pedicures done to them. We own a business where that is one of the services performed, as well as a retail store. I don't do that kind of work, I mainly collect rent and get dirty (plumbing and carpentry and HVAC) and direct others when I have no desire to get dirty.

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  2. I would give a million pounds for a flying goat, and it wouldn't even have to necessarily be The Flying Goat.

    I would prefer a goat that can hover. And be trained to be quiet. And interest in sniper training would be a plus.

    As far as payment, I am sure I could provide a million pounds of dirt from my backyard. It would be the part of the yard where I don't wanna grow grass, but not from the grape vine region (of my backyard). I am not sure how deep of a hole this would create.

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    1. A Hover Goat would have to be called J Edger Hover Goat. I'm sure it could be trained to dig up dirt too.

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