It is nice to know that sometimes what may
appear to the great masses of the general public that follow my diary in its
various forms, silly mad ideas and comments can in fact come back as comments
in the real world. Two women in Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Curiosity
Shop were over heard today discussing the university degree of one the women’s
sons. Yes he had a first class honours degree and was now working in Starbucks
and several of his university friends were now doing the same in various parts
of Britain .
Of course this is not news
to me, I have been aware that Starbucks are working on a great master plan to recruit
all the best university students Britain has too offer, and then use them to
develop a new mind bending coffee. This will allow them (Starbucks) to take over
the world (Well Britain) by turning the British public into zombies, after all
we all know coffee will keep you awake and after several sleepless nights the
mind is easily manipulated. What neither myself nor (gnaw HA HAH AH HAha hah
hhah hah hah) the dog have yet to really work out is why Starbucks plan to do
this, what is their great master plan of evil. There was a time when the
British would not be seen dead drinking posh decadent coffee in the privacy of
their own home yet alone on a six foot high stool in the window of a coffee
shop with a million people passing by.
As I am typing we have
reset the cat catcher to catch the cat, the black and white cat. It is a
cunning beast and an adversary equal even to my own, in ways of cat catching. Only
last night it tried to humiliate me by escaping, running between my legs as I
lifted the flap of the cat catcher (the dog assures me that I was definitely humiliated).
But one thing is very clear about the black and white cat he has his wits about
him, so I think I can safely say he has never been to Starbucks for a coffee. I
don’t think quick witted cats are part of the Starbucks master plan, just a by
product. As I have said previously even the best laid plans of mice and men
have unforeseen consequences, although clever cats is bigger worry for mice
than it is for men.
I have been filling some
cracks in the plaster on the extension of the house that have probably needed filling
for at least ten years, I must learn not to play paper scissors stone when no
one wants to do DIY
OK two weeks tomorrow will
be the very last day open of Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Curiosity Shop,
as he moves on to higher places (Sorry lower places). It will be very sad. But
I will not have to spend days folding and cutting invites to previews of
exhibitions by artists so it will be GREAT. That reminds me I must get on with
making The International Olympian for the other exhibition.
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I'm actually going to miss a shop that I've never been to and run by a man(?) I don't know.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not the end of hearing about Napoleon Beelzebub.
It is a shop that will be missed by many for lots of reasons. Sadly I can not explain why because we just need that slight twist on reality that makes my diary what it is (Confusing).
DeleteI think however Mr Beelzebub will stay in contact from time to time after all there are some people he already has plans for, and he has asked me to keep an eye out (not as in fell on the floor) for new recruits to his after school club ....sorry I mean afterlife club.
I drink coffee four different ways, depending on the event and/or occasion, meal, time-of-day. That reminds me, I have meat to turn. Thanks for reminding me without even planning to do so! Tomorrow is scheduled to be a very good day simply because I get to see my best friend, she is coming to our shop to get her hair done, so we get a nice long chat. Well, that is not completely true, we chat about both, short, medium, and long things, as well as the unsized things and non-things of the universe. Blink.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds COOL to me
DeleteI don't like starbucks coffee, I'm a Costa coffee girl.
ReplyDeleteGreat song btw, never heard it before, although I do like St. Germain
I have been warned that girls can Costa lot HAH HAHAH HAHHAHH HAH HAh hah hah hahhhahaha hah hahaha hahahah h ah hahah haaaa hhah hah
DeleteI was so tempted to unfollow you after that cheesiness....but I enjoy your blogs too much :P
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