Saturday, 26 May 2012
The yin and Yang of the Eurovision Song Contest and guess what it is hot again
Guess what, I know its hard to believe but it is too damn hot again, I have written a letter to my old mate Captain Nessman of the High Seas to see if he can persuade that Mr Al Gore chap to do something about it. Apparently Mr Gore has made some strange effigies to the sun god Marduk, that look a bit like half a tennis racket? The result of which it is rather hot, OK very hot, OK very ********* hot in the
, which is
just not right. According to dad it is all part of a plot by international
bankers to take peoples minds off recession and world unrest. Dad says just as
we acclimatize the weather will nose dive and the day of the great jubilee calibrations
will see a sudden unexpected return of sleet and snow which will last until the
closing ceremony of the Olympics. UK
We have decided to pretend we on holiday in the Med and are now eating on the decking outside the dinning room at the front of the house.
And talking of the Olympics I am having a few techy problems with the Cultural Olympian, so all is not well. I hope to resolve these soon. Maybe he is just slightly bigger than is structurally safe for a cardboard man. Unfortunately it is proving extremely difficult to find information on the structural design of cardboard athletes. And looking through the masses of data on the internet for expert advice on the construction of cardboard robots, I was finally directed to me ‘The Monty Cardboard Robot Club’ ……………. O yes HA HA very funny it appears I am the expert to which I need to refer myself too.
Anyway it is the great European Song Contest tonight, what is now the world greatest and at the same time worst media event for music ever in the world. It has taken hundreds of years to perfect, the perfect balance of yin and yang that this song contest represents which is totally brilliant in its awfulness, if only those who run the Olympics could learn from this, the Olympics would truly be what they are meant to represent…….It is the taking part not the winning” and there would be no need to drug oneself up to the eyeballs because no one would care if you got NIL POI. (sorry if you are in the
you are probably thiking WHAT?) USA
Oh by the way it was a COOL PARTY (but VERY HOT) and I forgot to take my camera so mum has said IDIOT