Well V means its time to repeat on old favourite of mine . . . . Yes I know what you are saying, but I do like this post it always amuses me and I wrote it. . . Well my hands did I still dont know where my hands got the idea from but that is hands for you.
VICTOR the VOLE.
“VHAT do you VANT” said the VAMPIRE to
the VOLE.
“What”? Said VICTOR the VOLE.
“For a start off those are not V words” said VICTOR.
VICTOR the VOLE was very good at words and
knew all his VERBS and VOWELS.
The VAMPIRE was very displeased because he was
being criticized by a little VOLE and he shouted “I VILL bite VOU
and VURN VOU into a VOMBIE, VES a VILE
VITTLE VOMBIE”.
“A VOMBIE “ said the VOLE “surely you
mean a Zombie”.
“VOMBIE VOMBIE VATS VHOT I VED” said the VAMPIRE,
who was VERY angry; so angry he bit VICTOR the VOLE on
the neck.
“I VARNED VOO” said the VAMPIRE.
And VICTOR the VOLE said “I suppose you VINK that’s
VUNNY”.
And they both laughed hysterically as a cow jumped over the VOON.
The VEND
To V or not to V that is the question...Vexcellent post, and Vears Vepetition...
ReplyDeleteNilanjana
Madly-in-Verse
Thanks it can be a bit of a game thinking of things for the A to Z. I think this is one of my better ideas.
DeleteLolol... this is very clever!
ReplyDeleteglad you enjoyed it.
DeleteAnd now I'm laughing hysterically with them. Nice use of the letter V. I'm curious as to what the VOON looks like? Do we have another satellite similar to the moon? :)
ReplyDeleteOnce Upon a Time
The Voon is indeed very similar to the Moon.
DeleteClever and silly. I like both. Check out https://marabellaspeaks.blogspot.com to see character interviews with the voices in my head aka characters in my MARABELLA series
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