O is for an Osprey and an Ocelot

As you all know 2013 was the year of the fairytale, I mean everyone loves fairy tales. However writing 26 all new fairytales is not as easy as you think, well not as easy as I thought and by the letter O they were getting a bit odd. OK yes Odd is a very subjective thing I mean one mans odd is another man's normal, but I'm a normal sort of chap so I think I can use the word odd if I want too and anyway they are now fairytales so YA SUCKS BOO.  Ok I may be drifting away from the entire point if there is one which I suspect there is not so best just to let you have a read of my story

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Modern fairy tales

2013

O    An Osprey and an Ocelot

  An OSPREY and an OCELOT were OBSERVING the OCEAN near OSLO one OCTOBER day, it was an ORDINARY day slightly OVERCAST with the OCCASIONAL glimpse of the sun (an ORANGE ORB in the sky).

The OCELOT said to the OSPREY   . . .

Was that an OCTOPUS eating an OWL in the OCEAN?

And the OSPREY said

In my opinion they were dancing to the sound of The OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL Ensemble and an OBOE

They continued to OBSERVE the OCEAN then after a while the OCELOT said to the OSPREY

Was that an OLIVE Flounder OVERTLY OGLING an OTTER?

And the OSPREY said

I think they are engaged in ORIENTEERING

So they continued to OBSERVE the OCEAN and after a while the OCELOT said to the OSPREY  

Was that an ORBICULAR batfish opening an OCTAGONAL box?

An the OSPREY said

I think he is ON an OUTING to the grand OPENING of an OUZO bar.

Then a large OGRE came and ORDERED a ONION and OLIVE sandwich

But the OSPREY and the OCELOT said they did not serve sandwiches

The OGRE then said OOOOOOOOOH I better eat you then

And the OSPREY and the OCELOT ran away

Leaving the OGRE OBSERVING the OCEAN near OSLO one OCTOBER day

The OGRE then said to an ONLOOKER

Was that an OCTOPUS eating an OWL in the OCEAN?

And the ONLOOKER said

In my OPINION they were dancing to the sound of The OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL Ensemble and an OBOE

But the OGRE jumped up and chased the ONLOOKER OFF into the distance

And all was quiet except for the gently sound of The

OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL Ensemble and an OBOE.

The End


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