Today as an extra bonus I am giving you two Q's . . . Yes us Brits love a good Q one is from an old A to Z, you know the one about inventors. And I need to say now there are things in that such as the bicycle that will only make sense unless you read the entire A to Z it came from although I dont recommend that unless you have several hours to read it all.
The first is not from an A to Z but makes an important point. This was from my days of writing a post every day which I did for 3 or 4 years through rain snow and rabbits.
Now dont feel you need to read them both I will not be offended ( I will but hey it is OK you have stuff to do). . . .So here we go the letter Q from two entirely different angles.
The Quirkiness of the Long Distance Blogger
As a long term slightly quirky blogging diarist, I have to
give myself little goals to achieve. Not goals like in the world cup where you
have to kick a small round thing into a sort of fruit cage affair.
One of the primary objectives of any blogger is does anyone
actually look at your blog, are they friendly, will they send you large sums of
money, will the very nice Steven Spielberg make your very very long diary into
a blockbuster film or films, (it is very long). If the answer to all
these is no then you have to find odd little glimmers of hope from other
things.
I therefore have achieved something this month that is very
positive indeed, this month has seen the best month ever for Page Views with
close to seven and a half thousand as we approach the end of June. Now I have
no way of knowing if that is good or not and I am aware that certain things can
distort those figures, so I do not use those dynamic view design options they
add thousands of page views that don’t exist, I learnt that very early on. I
also do not count my own views of my blog or that would just get confusing and
I do not allow anonymous commenting that just attracts automated web crawlers
and they are well annoying beasts.
I suspect folk are going to say . . . IS THAT ALL
HEY I GET THAT A DAY . . . but I just don’t know what is good or bad
in the world of blogging, it is full of smoke and mirrors and a lot of hype so
I just keep to my own goals. Strangely if there is one thing the football
teams in the world cup hate it is own goals, but as a blogger it is what keeps
me striving to bigger and better things, well that and the dream that the very
nice Steven Spielberg will stop burning the manuscript to the film of the diary
of the book of the blog
The world of blogging is a fickle world but there are some
good folk out there, Mr ESB, Miss Laura, Mr Addman, Mr H, Miss Lily and Master
Meglos, Miss Hannah, Mr Flip, Mr B, P Von P, Mr G to name but a few. And
so you may ask yourself why do we do this, what drives us in our quest for fame
fortune and celebrity without moving from the comfort of our armchairs. The
answer is simple we are all IDIOTS……….
The A to Z of Slightly
Strange
Unknown Victorian
Inventors
and Explorers
Quinton Quantum-Quizzical
Quizzical by name, quizzical by nature was Mr Quinton
Quantum-Quizzical’s little catch phrase which he repeated at least half a dozen
times a day to his faithful assistant (Ivan Pavlov) and his cat (called
Quantum). And there was no denying that he was a quizzical man, experimenting
in all sorts of things from chemistry to mechanics and even electricity and
alchemy. One day he was invited by Professor Venomous Voldemort to an
experiment at the Royal Observatory which involved a cat or at least part of a
cat. And this made Mr Quantum-Quizzical ponder his own cat that spent most of
its time sleeping in a box in the laboratory. So how was he to know for sure
that the cat was alive or dead, because while it was in the box both options
were possible and this led to an interesting paradox for Mr Quantum-Quizzical.
So he invented the Quantum Cat Quizzer a device that you can
attach to your cats collar or a box and it periodically stabs the cat with a
sharp point if the cat does not move. So if your cat falls asleep in a box you
will know the cat is alive when it leaps out and runs round the kitchen
panicking. If it remains in the box then it can be assumed to be dead.
The device worked well to some degree but it had issues like
being made of cast-iron which did make the device heavier that ideal, and a
dependence on steam as the devices energy source, leading to several overheated
cats. Who when stabbed repeatedly with the Quantum Cat Quizzer did not move, proving
the cats were dead.
Although Quinton Quantum-Quizzical did finally master the
design of the Quantum Cat Quizzer, the tide of public opinion was against the
device as us British were by then turning into a nation of cat lovers. Also
several little old ladies very badly injured when their cats having been
stabbed with a sharp point hid on their owners heads where the poor old cat
then got stabbed again leading to further injuries to the little old ladies.
In the end Quinton Quantum-Quizzical finally put forward the
theory that most cats in a box are in fact alive but most little old ladies in
a box are dead. A good theory, but one that led to him being repeated stabbed
with a sharp pointy stick by his own mother who often slept in a box with his
cat.
His assistant Ivan Pavlov suggested they try some experiments
with dogs instead but by then Quinton Quantum-Quizzical had decided that he was
going to become a nun and was last seen dressed as a penguin with a bicycle
wheel on his head.
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Those poor cats ;-)
ReplyDeleteYes the Victorian Cat of the Inventor had some right dodgy moments.
DeleteQuirky and clever...
ReplyDeleteI'm still minding my "Ps"
A Piece of Uganda
Many thanks for passing By I will visit later I am working outside today on my secret project that is a secret.
DeleteQuirky is such an IN word these days.
ReplyDeleteLol I pity the cats in your post though :D
You are right but like cord trousers which i do like fashions come and go. Which means every twenty years I become trendy for a few weeks. . .
DeleteYay! Good job with all the page views. That's a fun accomplishment. :)
ReplyDeleteVisiting from the A to Z Challenge. You can see my "Q" post here: https://lydiahowe.com/2017/04/20/q-is-for-questions-atozchallenge-also-time-for-yall-to-ask-questions/