Three short Poems for Christmas . . . About Santa, A Rat, Algebra, and a Frog . . .

What happened to Santa?

Once upon a time

A long long time ago

There was a chap

Who liked the Snow?

And Shouted Ho Ho Ho

He sat small children

On his Knee

And jiggled them about

But the Police

Have now arrested Him

And say

He is too dangerous

To let out



The sad end of a clever RAT

I had a pet Rat

Living under my Floor

He was very Clever

But he did like to Gnaw

I taught him to Count

To almost Eighteen

But at doing Algebra

He was not very Keen

Then one day I asked Him

To work out

A(B*C) in his Head

So he leapt into the Mouse Trap

And now my pet Rat

Is a bit sort of

DEAD

Santa and the Frog

A Chinese Chap once said to me

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So I shock my head and tried to agree

But he pointed to a traffic sign and said

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And then he looked at me

So I gave him a Frog

Which was big, and White, and Red.

But the Chinese chap shouted

something else,

I did not know

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And in a cloud of smoke

The frog turned into Santa

And we all Shouted

Ho Ho Ho