This is not Superman
But he might be hiding inside
Kryptonite or so they say
Will make Superman
Run away
But I have nearly always
found
Wearing a pink spotty
leotard
And a feather bower
Means he really
Does not want to hang around
And if you put your hand
On his knee
I can guarantee
A bit of Panic you will
see
As he makes excuses
Such as going to save a
plane
Or maybe a speeding
express train
As he leaps up in a Macho Way
To ensure he does not look
to gay
But then he does
Wear his undies on the
outside
A place where undies are
hard to hide
And I did notice recently
in a texxxxxxxxta
He has been seen with
Batman
Who wears a lot of?
Latexxxxxx . . . . AH
I don’t think this is non PC
But I get confused
sometimes a bit
You know times change
If it is a bit non PC . .
. . DAMN . . . Sorry
Please note no leotards
were worn in the writing of this Poem (or feather bowers) . . . Well not by me. But I dont know what that superman has been up too?
Yes I know that last bit is a bit dodgy as it does not entirely rhyme, but its the thought that counts.
ReplyDeleteRob that is a rubbish excuse for rubbish
Look its not easy doing this just off the hoof so to speak a chap need time to write poetry proper like
You mean like proper poetry
Exactly
You dont see that Poet laundrette person writing stuff every day
Thats true . . . dont you mean Poet Laureate rather than Poet laundrette person
I dont think so I have seen them there reading their poetry
WHAT?. . . where?
The Laundrette
What . . . . . Folk are going to think you are mad again Rob.
It's not just Superman who makes excuses about saving planes and trains when I perchance, happened to place my hand upon a knee...sodding men...
ReplyDeleteThe TV actress Christine Bottomley Once copped a feel of my knee (the left one) in a Manchester bar called Troff.
DeleteTrue story.
Mr H she probably thought you were Superman . . . She is as blind as a bat without her glasses . . . . . . HAH AH AH HAHAh ah ah ah ah ah haha ha hah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
DeleteIndeed Miss Lily Men are Rubbish or Mad. . . .Guess which one I am.
My first visual before reading, I thought it might be a Christmas tree you were building there. It turned out to be a poet tree.
ReplyDeleteA Poet Tree wood be good
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