Last night (I think) was the last night of Moth Night, Moth Night you
see is in fact a three night event due to the inability of moths to understand
the concept of Moth Night. Turning up
two days later confused and complaining about street lights looking like the
moon and saying back in the old days a moth could fly all the way to Hartlepool and never ever see a tilly lamp.
Anyway I must admit I sort of gave up a bit last night because quite
frankly I cant tell one moth from another, but I do know there are loads of
them from big critters that swoop down and steal sheep in the dark to feast on
later, to little Micro Moths that can hide inside a pin head. And they all have odd names so if you don’t
actually know the name of a single moth then it is all rather pointless
pointing and saying OOOooo look a moth,
and there is another sort of brown marbled moth and another brown moth and oooo
look another brown sort of moth. Hang on I’m sure a moth just swooped down and
stole a sheep from the field next door. . . . .
I also discovered that there was a little competition going on for who
saw the rarest moth, well it was not going to be me I cant tell a common
everyday (night) one from a rare one so all I knew is I saw a lot of moths. I
had rigged up a cunning lure using the Fly Zap so that they would be attracted
to it but not zapped. . . . OK I admit one did get zapped by accident, silly
thing. When I last looked at the web
site the rarest moth was something I had never heard of something like a
Patagonian dwarf leaping moth which is only seen once every twenty five years.
Now I know everyone is generally honest and can be trusted (which is why the
masses voted for the nice Mr Corbyn on mass, folk trust him he does what he
says) but in certain situations folk might just lie a little bit in order to
win. In the same way athletes are not really cheating they are just assisting
their inner winning abilities to win with some fancy drug. . . but it is not
cheating (honest). So I did wonder if maybe
someone might just be tempted to say Guess
which moth I saw it was a Patagonian dwarf leaping moth. . . . Would
folk do that surely not. . . . . I am not looking at moths tonight so they can
do what ever they do knowing some idiot with a camera is not going to chase
them about trying to take a photo in the dark. . . . . . Now what kind of fool
would do something like that only to find out that the nice brown-ish moth is
in fact the commonest moth in Britain
and there are 348 million of them just in Shropshire ?
A few years ago, we saw a black moth that was so huge, you could actually hear it's wings flapping! I screamed like a man who couldn't find the remote control and my friends ran like they were being chased by apocalyptic Zombies.
ReplyDeleteIn the end, it flew away like a vampire bat, but not before swooping down and stealing a sheep from a nearby field...okay, that last bit may have been a lie.
Well I do like moths even if I cant tell one from another, you were very lucky to see a huge one like that. And I realize that last bit was not true because you live in London. . . Now had you said it swooped down and flew off with one of those urban foxes, I could believe that.
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