Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
No No there is a long way
to go
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
I just said we are not,
and the traffic is quite slow
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
No I have just said, why
don’t you play I Spy
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
No, will you stop asking
or I will hit you with the cat and that will make you Cry
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
Look up there in the sky
it’s a large Vampire Zombie Rook.
That eats small children
that ask stupid questions
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
Just keep quiet and read a
book
Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
OK that’s it I have had
enough
DAD. . . .Why have you
locked me in the Boot I cant see.
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Are we nearly there yet .
. . . . . . DAD
AAAAAuuuuuuuuugggggggHHHHHHHHHH.
DAD. . . . . . . . . The
Cats Dead.
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.
WHAT?
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I do love some of that
Franciscan Funk
And a bit of Hip Hop from
Thelonious Monk
Plus a bit of Opera from
those chaps at Motown
Or the famous Water Music
by that chap Arthur Brown.
Or even that song Nineteen
Ninety Nine by Arthur C Clark
And the Star spangled
Banner as played at Woodstock
Who as we all know played
saxophone with the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band . . . . just for a lark.
Although these days
I do have a problem
remembering who plays and sings what
And folk say I am loony
and have completely lost the plot.
Mind You
I once played the Bermuda triangle in the band at School
But I was told using a
violin bow
Made me look like a fool.
Hahaha! Love it! I'm too young to remember all the artists you mentioned and yet strangely I do. As for the first poem, oh lordy did that ending make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt was a tricky one to end that first one and it was the Red Indian Guide that moves my hands about who cant type that come up with that ending. I dont think Red Indians like cats much.
DeleteI am thinking that the triangle needs to be the official musical instrument of Bermuda. I did find this information which goes alng with your Scottishness:
ReplyDeleteBermuda has a strong Scottish and Irish cultural presence, and is home to well-known bagpipe bands that draw on those traditions, especially the Bermuda Islands Pipe Band. The bagpipe tradition was brought to Bermuda by Scottish and Irish soldiers from the 18th to the 20th centuries.
Well now I did not know that Bermuda had a pipe band. It just goes to show that this blog is more informative than even I thought. . . . A grand piece of information Mr ESB.
Deletewonderfully zany as always
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr Squid
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