Monday, 14 September 2015

Poetry for Dinosaurs not written by Harry Potter



The Pterodactyl has big Wings
And tends to Squawk
Ra-ther than Sings
As a beast it is quite Distinct
But sadly it is now
Extinct


As are most of the Dinosaurs. . . . . . (Which is just as well)
Because they would need
Quite big Doors
As well as eat up all our Food
Because they are not just Big
They are also Rude . . .


The Diplodocus you know

Had a long neck
I have Googled that just to Check
Cos folk like a Poem
That is full of Facts
Like they had eight Legs
Which made distinctive Tracks?


AH HANG ON

DAMN. 

You do realise that Harry Potter cant write poetry like this HAHAH HAHah a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ahah a ha ha h a 

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