Its Poetry Jim but not as we know it. . . . Yes its Bad Poetry so YA SUCKS BOO

With the general quietness of my blog continuing despite my cunning tricks I have decided to change tack a bit and write some more poetry (Like What I Do). This is because Poetry is not remotely mainstream, so my visitor numbers will now match my subject matter. In other words it will now become a successful blog of bad poetry. Then I can write a blog about how to write bad poetry, as it happens its easier than you might think. . . . . Have a go, you know you want to. . . Just one small wafer thin poem    

An amorous Armadillo

Wearing dark shades and a posh Suit

Is trying to impress Pink Flamingos

Because he thinks they're rather Cute  

A cat and a canary and a man from catmando

Went on an adventure with an enormous tin of Glue

They headed off to Brighton

In a Shiny American Diesel Pick Up Truck

But the tin of glue fell over

And they are now all extremely Stuck

In Walton on the Wold

Where, in the winter

It can be chilly

And sometimes

Rather Cold

An Angel and an Aardvark

Had a Duel like in the film High Noon

Which was videoed on an iPhone

And will be on YouTube

Very Soooooooon

A Zombie from the Corner Shop

Has been warned he really has to Stop

Sucking the Brains

Out of nice little old Ladies

Or he’ll end up being a Zombie

Somewhere down in the underworld with Hades.

Well as the old saying goes that decision is a No Brainer. . . . . HAH AHAH ahah ah a ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahha haha ha ha ha ha