A Simple Guide to Jeremy Corbyn, the New Leader of the Labour Party

Here in Britain we have a new leader of the Opposition Party (The Labour Party), his name is Jeremy Corbyn. He is on the left of the Labour Party and has shaken up much of the established hierarchy of both his own party and that of the Government. And is seen by many ordinary folk as the Peoples Politician, however there are those who have louder voices in the world who are implying that Labour is now led by some mad leftish lunatic with mad ideas who will given any opportunity destroy Britain, if not the entire world.

Well if folk in power think like that there must be a damn good reason, and I think we should look at one or two of this so called deranged madman’s ideas, I think he has lots so I will just mention a few of the simple ones I know about.

First he says we should all work for world peace and he wants to give up the British nuclear deterrent. . . . This is plainly madness ever since the invention of nuclear weapons, every leader of every country in the world has been keen to have a big red button to press.  What sort of a game of chicken can world leaders play if they cant smile and tap at the big red button a bit saying stuff like I’ll hit it a bit harder if you don’t sell me some of that biological weaponry.  So I think we can say a leader bent on world peace is not good.

He also thinks that every one should be equal. . . Well no one is going to agree to that, well certainly not all those in positions of power and authority with loads of wealth in one form or another. So this is yet another foolish idea of a madman.  Not helped by the fact he looks just like some ordinary bloke in the street. Surely an expensive designer suit would not go amiss and maybe some very expensive hand made shoes, in several colours to match his mood.

He also wants to renationalise the railway system arguing it should be there for the good of the masses and not run as a profitable organisation to make a few folk loads of money. Well that shows a degree of madness that has not been seen by a politician in years.  No wonder no one voted for him. . . . AH DAMN no hang on they did. What is happening to us all, this cant be right.

Apparently he also thinks we should do what we can to help the Syrian refugees, WHAT surely not help folk from another country that cant be right. I thought we were just meant to send them some money and sort of sweep them all under the carpet so to speak (its one of those sayings again). Where will it all end, we cant go round having politicians folk can trust and who keep liking everyone or the whole fabric of society will fall apart. The next thing they will be telling us is he is not planning to milk the expenses’ system for every penny he can . . . . This is not the sort of politician we vote for normally and it needs to stop before they all go nice and honest on us and we are left with no one to hate.

Anyway I am sure there will be many in power who will be telling us about the evil Mr Jeremy Corbyn and his mad ideas and how he will destroy us all, so I don’t think I need to.  As it happens I think he seems like a nice Chap. . . . So you see he is already undermining my view about politicians and he has not even been leader for one day yet. . . .

I know it is terrible.     I wonder if he can improve my typing.