Link to Part Three
If there is one useful tip
that everyone should know about Godzilla it is that He/She gets bored very
quickly. This is not something the wizards of Hogwarts are aware of, but
everyone is hiding anyway with the exception of a small girl called Lily Luna who is
shouting
Look
I have now named you Wally and I would like you to wear this pink ribbon round
your neck so that everyone knows you are a pet Godzilla. And stop making all
that noise you are scaring the cat.
Well as you can imagine
the huge Godzilla is not going to wear a pink ribbon or eat a carrot so with
little else to amuse it in the Academy it wanders off deep into the Magic
Forrest, where it suspects there might just be a large Gorilla called Kong.
Apparently the Gorilla has been telling the very nice David Attenborough that
it is King of the jungle and that the big lizard is a so called has been. And that the old Gypsy is rubbish as it told
him he was going to fall off a big building while being shot at by biplanes. .
. Those old Gypsies will tell folk anything for a few coins and an ice cream. .
. .
As Lily Luna headed back
to Harry Potters office annoyed that her new pet has wandered off she stumbles
over a small strange creature and she decides there and then that this will be
her new pet. She has no idea what it is but looks it up in the rather useful
book . . . Fantastic Beasts and Where to
Find Them . . . . . it turns out to be a
Loopisaurus. Without reading about it she heads off to the office to tell her
dad.
look
what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with
HagriD?
As they emerge they look
at the beast and Harry says
Is
that a Loopisaurus . . . I have a bad
feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again
Why
dad . . . . it’s my new pet
Hagrid butting in and
saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in
loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a
headache and run off.
That’s
silly
she says, and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet
O
Dear
says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds
of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again…
But just as Harry and
Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna
look
what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with
HagriD?
As they emerge they look
at the beast and Harry says
Is
that a Loopisaurus . . . I have a bad
feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again
Why
dad . . . . it’s my new pet
Hagrid butting in and
saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in
loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a
headache and run off.
That’s
silly
she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet
O
Dear
says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds
of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again…
But just as Harry and
Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna.
look
what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with
HagriD?
As they emerge they look
at the beast and Harry says
Is
that a Loopisaurus . . . I have a bad
feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again
Why
dad . . . . it’s my new pet
Hagrid butting in and
saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in
loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a
headache and run off.
That’s
silly
she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet
O
Dear
says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds
of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again…
But just as Harry and
Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna
look
what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with
HagriD?
As they emerge they look
at the beast and Harry says
Is
that a Loopisaurus . . . I have a bad
feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again
Why
dad . . . . it’s my new pet
Hagrid butting in and
saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in
loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a
headache and run off.
That’s
silly
she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet
O
Dear
says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds
of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again…
But just as Harry and
Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna
look
what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with
HagriD?
As they emerge they look
at the beast and Harry says
Is
that a Loopisaurus . . . I have a bad
feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again
Why
dad . . . . it’s my new pet
Hagrid butting in and
saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in
loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a
headache and run off.
That’s
silly
she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet
O
Dear
says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds
of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again…
But just as Harry and
Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna
Hagrid. . .says Harry
Yes
Harry
I’ve
got a headache I think we should run away
THE END
I thought madness had finally taken hold of the reigns and my brain was forever doomed to read the same lines over and over again. Then I realized that it was the work of the Loopisaurus.
ReplyDeleteYes sorry about that Miss Lily . . . I am loosing pageviews by the hour with my Harry Potter alternative stories. So I dont think I have the approval of the fans, this is terrible and so I may be forced to return to other things. Weirdly the most popular periods for the blog have revolved round sport and yet I am no fan of sport so it all very odd. . . . Maybe its Harry's revenge for me making the odd remark about him being all smug and rich and stuff. . . I just know he will be sniggering as I sleep on my park bench under my Finacial Times (I do have standards. . . no not the newspaper) . . . So What next I need to find one of those big questions to contemplate and deal with like . . . .
DeleteI don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.
I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.
I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.
I feel this particular Harry Potter Alternative tale is so good that one day I hope to be able to repeat it
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DeleteWhat a ripping good yarn. (That's an appropriate thing to say, right?)
ReplyDeleteThat is a good thing to say particularly as Godzilla is keen at ripping things apart. . . .
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