Link to Part TWO
Thanks
Hagrid for ridding me of those terrible Wicker men says Harry Potter as he
extracts himself from under his desk.
Well
it is amazing what a gallon of petrol and a few matches will do and those
Wicker men do burn rather well
It
is probably best if we don’t tell Miss Lily Luna about it. she will only get
all upset and start screaming a lot and we
don’t want that do we.
With that Lily Luna runs
into the office shouting Where’s Wally .
. . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s
Wally . . . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s Wally.
We
don’t know what happened to him says Harry. He
vanished when the large Wicker man strangely went on fire . . . . James
Sirius Potter had followed Lily Lunu into the office and looking slightly
puzzled says Well Hagrid had him, we saw
him scurrying off with Wally and a can of petrol towards the woods.
Where’s
Wally . . . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s Wally . . . Where’s
Wally says Lily
luna looking at Hagrid and adding and
you know that your eyes go red when you lie to me and they look a bit pink
already
AH
says Hagrid Harry made me do it he made me
set him on fire and I flushed his ashes down the toilet. . . . .
With that Lily Luna
Screams and Screams and demands a new pet straight away insisting that she is
going to call it Wally after Wally the Wicker Man.
Hagrid says I will take you to the FOREST right now Miss
Lily Luna How about a reptile they can be fun you could keep it in a big glass
tank and watch it eat stuff….
OK
but I get to choose which one I want says Lily Luna.
After several hours Hagrid
and Lil Luna return to Hogwarts with a new Pet, Lily luna looking very pleased
as they arrive back in Harry’s office.
Have
you got a new pet then Lily LunA
Yes
That
is good and what kind of Reptile is it Hagrid
AH
. . . it’s a muggle one, but it’s a bit big
When
you say big,I do hope you dont mean like a komodo dragon
Ah
. . . no it’s a bit bigger than that
Not
a huge great Python I hope
AH
. . . No it’s a bit bigger that that
O
dear I can see those Dark Clouds of Doom looming again . . . what sort of
Muggle Reptile is bigger that a huge great Python
AH
. . . IT’S Godzilla
WHAT?????
AH
. . . can I join you under your desk Mr Potter, I DON'T think it likes being
called Wally.
Godzilla is my favorite form of Zilla.
ReplyDeleteI tried to see if there was a Japanese Kanji for it, but Godzilla appears to be a portmanteau from the Japanese words for gorilla and whale, so it is from the phonetic Japanese alphabet not the pictorial.
That is a remarkably intelligent comment to what is a remarkably silly story . . . . . I may need to go and lie down now.
DeleteYour need to lie down coincided with my read and need to lie down as weLL. I have been back mildly studying Japanese almost every day for several weeks. It's one of those things that I wiLL most likely neVer master unless I would move there. There is also the remote possibility that if I ever had brain surgery I could wake up with an ability to only understand and speak Kiswahili, Portuguese, Spanish, or Japanese. The chance for Arabic, German, Italian, Russian or Mandarin Chinese are probably less, depending on the injury or disease severity and location.
DeleteI would wake up speaking stone-age man and pointing at light bulbs in a confused way . . .
DeleteAre there already waking moments when this happens? Has any furniture or pets been harmed during these events?
DeleteHi there human, Rob,
ReplyDeleteIt seems I've been missing out on the festivities. You will know I've been trying to sort out a couple of humans. Not an easy task.
Godzilla and no mention of Bambi. Still, from what I've deciphered from you musings is that you would like a Wally under a desk with Harry Pothead.
Pawsitive wishes,
Penny :)
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar it is very good to see you settled in your new how. I hope it proves a good and happy place to be. We are all getting on these days and need a few creature comforts . . . (Not of the Godzilla type) . . . keep up the good work on that blog of yours.
DeleteAs for m slightly strange tales of late as the old saying goes. . . . . . Better Mad than Sad.