Thursday 20 November 2014

The Concluding Part of Harry Potter and the Dark Clouds of Doom . . . . (Part Four)


Link to Part Three 

If there is one useful tip that everyone should know about Godzilla it is that He/She gets bored very quickly. This is not something the wizards of Hogwarts are aware of, but everyone is hiding anyway with the exception of a small girl called Lily Luna who is shouting

Look I have now named you Wally and I would like you to wear this pink ribbon round your neck so that everyone knows you are a pet Godzilla. And stop making all that noise you are scaring the cat.

Well as you can imagine the huge Godzilla is not going to wear a pink ribbon or eat a carrot so with little else to amuse it in the Academy it wanders off deep into the Magic Forrest, where it suspects there might just be a large Gorilla called Kong. Apparently the Gorilla has been telling the very nice David Attenborough that it is King of the jungle and that the big lizard is a so called has been.  And that the old Gypsy is rubbish as it told him he was going to fall off a big building while being shot at by biplanes. . . Those old Gypsies will tell folk anything for a few coins and an ice cream. . . .

As Lily Luna headed back to Harry Potters office annoyed that her new pet has wandered off she stumbles over a small strange creature and she decides there and then that this will be her new pet. She has no idea what it is but looks it up in the rather useful book . . .  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them . . . . .  it turns out to be a Loopisaurus. Without reading about it she heads off to the office to tell her dad.

look what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with HagriD?

As they emerge they look at the beast and Harry says

Is that a Loopisaurus . . .  I have a bad feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again

Why dad . . . .  it’s my new pet

Hagrid butting in and saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a headache and run off.

That’s silly she says, and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet

O Dear says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again

But just as Harry and Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna

look what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with HagriD?

As they emerge they look at the beast and Harry says

Is that a Loopisaurus . . .  I have a bad feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again

Why dad . . . .  it’s my new pet

Hagrid butting in and saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a headache and run off.

That’s silly she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet

O Dear says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again

But just as Harry and Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna.

look what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with HagriD?

As they emerge they look at the beast and Harry says

Is that a Loopisaurus . . .  I have a bad feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again

Why dad . . . .  it’s my new pet

Hagrid butting in and saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a headache and run off.

That’s silly she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet

O Dear says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again

But just as Harry and Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna

look what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with HagriD?

As they emerge they look at the beast and Harry says

Is that a Loopisaurus . . .  I have a bad feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again

Why dad . . . .  it’s my new pet

Hagrid butting in and saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a headache and run off.

That’s silly she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet

O Dear says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again

But just as Harry and Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna

look what I got dad, its a Loopisaurus she says as she enters the office . . . . . . . What are you doing under the desk dad . . . .with HagriD?

As they emerge they look at the beast and Harry says

Is that a Loopisaurus . . .  I have a bad feeling about this I can sense those Dark Clouds of Doom again

Why dad . . . .  it’s my new pet

Hagrid butting in and saying the Loopisaurus makes time go in loops its, its defence mechanism it confuses its enemies until they get a headache and run off.

That’s silly she says and with that she runs off out of the office to play with her new pet

O Dear says Harry I can feel those Dark Clouds of Doom I think it is time to hide under the desk again

But just as Harry and Hagrid vanish under the desk the door opens again and in runs Lily Luna


Hagrid. . .says Harry

Yes Harry

I’ve got a headache I think we should run away


THE END 

9 comments:

  1. I thought madness had finally taken hold of the reigns and my brain was forever doomed to read the same lines over and over again. Then I realized that it was the work of the Loopisaurus.

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    1. Yes sorry about that Miss Lily . . . I am loosing pageviews by the hour with my Harry Potter alternative stories. So I dont think I have the approval of the fans, this is terrible and so I may be forced to return to other things. Weirdly the most popular periods for the blog have revolved round sport and yet I am no fan of sport so it all very odd. . . . Maybe its Harry's revenge for me making the odd remark about him being all smug and rich and stuff. . . I just know he will be sniggering as I sleep on my park bench under my Finacial Times (I do have standards. . . no not the newspaper) . . . So What next I need to find one of those big questions to contemplate and deal with like . . . .

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  2. I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.
    I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.

    I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.

    I don't understand what Lily's complaint was about. A gypsy told me what was coming so I only read eveRy fourth word, so I only read it about one time.




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    1. I feel this particular Harry Potter Alternative tale is so good that one day I hope to be able to repeat it

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      AH AHAH HA HAHAH Hah ah ah ah ah ah hahah ah ah ha hah ha ha ha hah ah ah ha ha ha ha hah ha

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    2. It appears you were fuLL 'it' and it leaked out, verticaLLy, of course.

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      the h key on my keyboard sticks so it is easier to copy and paste a ha.

      It is beautifuLLy sunny here today, maybe it wiLL reach 70 F.

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    3. Ah, I missed my chance to spell the word 'ver-it-cally'.

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    4. I remember the old Greek Horis Zontal

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  3. What a ripping good yarn. (That's an appropriate thing to say, right?)

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    1. That is a good thing to say particularly as Godzilla is keen at ripping things apart. . . .

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