I have been attacked by a puddle zombie and am soaking wet, I thought it was just a plain simple puddle but as I approached it, it waved at me. I tried to out run it but failed. so was covered in Zombie Wave luckily I was pulled out by the dog who said it was a Mexican Zombie Wave.
I am OK though which is good
But Google are now convinced I am a terrible Zombie which is bad.
I will try and convince them I am a nice chap and not a monster, with luck
I am OK though which is good
But Google are now convinced I am a terrible Zombie which is bad.
I will try and convince them I am a nice chap and not a monster, with luck
I am approximately eXtremely closer to .. Hold It, there reaLLy isn't a country caLLed Mexico. It is officiaLLy the United Mexican States in English.
ReplyDeleteI am home now from the diner. They kept fiLLing my coffee cup until I thought I might burst-ed-ed-ed. I came home and washed dishes. I already made supper for my wifey a long time ago. Cooper and I are snuggling.
I hope you dry out but not completely.
I am dry but cold today. I am not sure what happened yesterday Google said I was doing unusual things (unusual activity) when all I was doing was sitting at a desk in front of a PC at the time. I tried to work out what the unusual activity was but I could find nothing odd except some bad spelling and a dried octopus in the greenhouse.
DeleteSo by the time I did all that I was just very tired and so I did a short post to ensure all I was still about. I cant go missing a days post just because I am tired and it is very late....
Google said you were doing stuff ... that sounds s c a r y. I don't think I have encountered dried octopus before, but I switched to a more eXpen$ive freeze dried oregano which I use quite often in my soups and meats. I may travel soon to visit my mother. I told her I would make her some of my soups. If I can get my cake pan back, I should make a cake to take on the journey as weLL. Oh, earlier at the beginning of comment it kind of sounded like I said you were doing scary stuff but I reaLLy meant it was scary that Google said you were doing stuff, Google being the thing to be frightened of. Now, was Google also being mean to you? I wonder if there is a Google Mafia. That is a teleBision show I should write.
DeleteGoogle insisted that I proved that I was me and I had to give them a telephone number so they could ring me with a code before I could get to write on my blog. I am still not sure why they did that because my blog is a friendly advert free no politic (almost, sort of) blog followed by nice folk. I like Google too, I have always found it nice and easy to use so would be a bit disappointed if they said I was an undesirable Have a good trip if you go travelling with soups and cake, both have their own problems with travel.
DeleteSo there's one thing I want to know--what kind of drugs are you on and where can I get some? I know that sounds like two things but I conglomerated it.
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Hi Lee! I am glad you found Rob's place on the Internet.
DeleteI've been visiting Rob intermittently since he participated in the A to Z Challenge--maybe even before.
DeleteAnd if it doesn't warm up in L.A. soon I may be intermittently wearing winter mittens, which has to do with nothing here nor there--well, maybe here and if I go there, maybe there, depending on where there is. Monica made me say that. Har, har, har! Monica.
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Well I am glad you are both reading and commenting on my blog you are both very welcome. And just to point out I don't takes drugs or drink or smoke in fact I am very boring indeed but I cant type very well so my diary sort of goes off on tangents (I don't know why I think my hands have there own little world).
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