The Ghost writer had his first day back at
work today after the Christmas, New Year holiday and so has arrived here in his
normal post work state of being a Zombie, although he says he achieved all his
objectives today and hopes it will all work fine tomorrow when a few more folk
turn up for work (although not the Ghost Writer). I have pointed out to the
Ghost Writer that Zombies are a bit last year (a bit old hat) and so we are
looking at a new twist on the idea based on robots. It is a development from
yesterdays Sacrificial Robot idea so we are working on Zombots or Zomboids who
have always been a little overlooked as scary things groaning and bleeping at
you (a bit like the Ghost Writer in fact). So I think we need to look at 2013
as the year of the Zombot, dads preferred option as they are easier to make
than a Zomboid and only require a bit of clockwork and stream powered integrated
mechanics and some simple step-motor nano controlled feedback interface looping
electronics. And as the old saying goes Bobs your Uncle or in this case your
Zombot. Where did that saying start because Bob is not my uncle and I bet there
are more people without an Uncle Bob than there are with……….
There was a bit less sun
that yesterday but none the less (yes . . . none the less what does that mean?)
it was still sunny so it is sure sign that recyclable sacrificial robots being scarified
on an inflatable Aztec style alter is a good idea all round. The only possible
problem we can think of is that if you sacrifice too many recyclable
sacrificial robots in one go you might end up with a rampaging army of Zombots
who will chase you round the garden for most of the day while a large dog rolls
about in hysterics pointing at you. Maybe
we will need to put a warning sign on the box saying something to the effect . . . ..
Sacrificing
more than five recyclable sacrificial robots in one day may damage your
health or at the very least make you rather tired. Batteries not included. Hours of sunlight subject
to sessional and regional variations, please refer to instruction manual. For best results please call your Zombot Uncle
Bob
OK that’s it for today I
am going now to do things of an intellectual manor and ponder the world . . . .
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