Today was a very lazy day indeed I am
battling my way through a wet cold winter. I have just been outside and
although it is dark we do have about an inch of snow on the ground, it is not
the best snow in the world because I don’t think in its present state it will
make a very good Snow Zombie but there is a whole night to go yet so maybe by
morning a Snow Zombie might be possible. Although it is a school day and I am
not allowed to be excused school to make zombies which seems incredibly unfair
to me.
I have managed to
dismantle a cupboard today that was on a wall,
which is very impressive because it had been put up in such a way as to
stop people taking it off the wall, mum was well impressed and said IDIOT
before setting the armadillo toaster on me again. I wonder if it is possible to cut a Snow
Zombie in half with a chainsaw or I could attack it with the log splitter, I
guess I will need to make the Snow Zombie first but that will not be tonight in
the dark or even tomorrow I think; as I need to do the stuff I need to do.
OK off again don’t worry I
will make it through these lean times and all will be well again. Ooooooo by
the way I might give up on Mars, my computer keeps crashing out on the site and
although the very clever Ghost Writer has looked at it he thinks my computer is
a bit to old and the internet connection a bit too slow. All a bit ironic when
you think it took hours for each of the pictures to be transmitted from Mars in
the first place that I may be scuppered from being able to help as a result of
not having superfast broadband…….
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How to snowzombies infect other snowpeople? Because they don't have teeth. This could be a problem for the snowzombies.
ReplyDeleteI was planning to add teeth but due to a change in climate it has rained most of the day and my effort at making a puddlezombie was mocked and laughed at by all. I am ahead of my time as it appears the world is not ready for a water based zombie yet.
DeleteAnd the puddlezombie ran away HAH HAHAHHAH HAH HAH hah ah hahhah ha hahahah h hahh ahah ahah ahahahah ha
It's taken me forever and a day to load this page but I was determined to leave a comment.
ReplyDeleteSpawn and I are so jealous that it's been snowing where you are, though if it did snow, it would be far to cold to stand outside and build snowzombies. Besides, I've already had to drag him inside when he attempted to re-construct Herschel's telescope in our back yard. And they say that television doesn't influence the young.
I hope it was not my blog that was responsible for it's slow download. The snow did not last, and my attempts at zombie making were basically a disaster, (best to refer to my comment above your comment).
DeleteRe-constructing Herschel's telescope......... funnily for a short time the thought went thought my own mind. Although I did think about making it smaller and looking at Amazon for mirrors and stuff. My main problem is I am not a fan of the cold and telescopes pointing at stars normally involves getting cold.
Perhaps your signals from Mars are getting stuck in a traffic jam if it takes hours for them to travel that far. I checked google with "how fast does a signal travel between earth and Mars?" and the answer I got was between 4.3 and 21 minutes, depending on the current positions of each planet as they go around the sun. I think there could be times when the sun is between the two planets, so in order to chat between the two it would require a relay station, perhaps on another planet or asteroid. Or perhaps the stellar version of the pony eXpress.
ReplyDeleteI feel I have been going round and round in circles Mr ESB with this Mars feature plotting (I have just made it sound like a film now) Mars the Movie. If I was one of the scientists responsible for the web site and project coordinating all the work I would hide a tiny Martian spaceship in one of the images and wait to see what happens
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