We have reached T……. So weak two sugars and
loads of milk, HAH AH AH Hahh ahhah hah ah, Yes OK I did that joke last TIME
but I’m British we like TEA.
So to my tale, we trekked to school today, through the torrid tundra in tepid tempertures traversing the tedious troughs in the turf and terrible thistles tearing at the tissue of our tender skin. All adding to THE tenseness of trying to keep to a timetable, Trevor said we should have just taken a taxi to school. I told him such talk was Treason and he must not tinker with team spirit.
So to my tale, we trekked to school today, through the torrid tundra in tepid tempertures traversing the tedious troughs in the turf and terrible thistles tearing at the tissue of our tender skin. All adding to THE tenseness of trying to keep to a timetable, Trevor said we should have just taken a taxi to school. I told him such talk was Treason and he must not tinker with team spirit.
Then he said well
what about a train or a tram or a tandem or even a Trampoline.
That Clever Trevor is too clever for his own good. Then he starts saying we are Trampling the terrain of The Tiny
timid Tundra Termite and we should tread
with care, and Tina then starts too, saying The Tiny timid Tundra Termite Oh no, we must terminate our Trek and treat
ourselves to a taxi.
Its just like the film
re-enactment of Mutiny on the Bounty on its way TO Tahiti with Clever Trevor as Mr Christian. THEN I found myself cast into the tundra,
tossed aside like a twiggy twig with
only a flask of tea and a Tuna sandwich and a Toucan for company. I thought it was a Toucan but I recognised the QUACK QUACK
QUACK. So I TRAVELLED on my own (with a TOUCAN) until the school clock tower Told me I was late, however I had
triumphed, and told the head Teacher (yes yes the headmaster, I know) of the traitorous treatment of the crew of the
Bounty. He listened Transfixed
almost in a trance as I explained
how I traced my path across the tundra tripping on tumbleweed and dealing with a turbulent tribe of yet undiscovered tourists from Transylvania who said they were looking for a Vampire
Business (sorry I mean a Van Hire Business).
The TEACHER listened and
after what appered to be a Terminally long
time said………Twit and told me to go home……AH I did ask if he was planning to Hang THE Mutineers on THE HIGHEST HILL but he said NO.
Anyway me and the Duck
(sorry TOUCAN) QUACK TOOK a TAXI home and told Mum of our adventure but she
said …………… IDIOT
I think she meant THE Duck
sorry TOUCAN
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK ..........Yes OK Duck I TAKE the hint
.
totally terrific & tummy tickling!
ReplyDeletehappy t day!
I will be happy now once I reach Z, thanks for passing it is appreciated.
DeleteNice. Very humorous!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS!
Heather
My brain is fried now and we still have a few letters to go
DeleteWow! That's an impressive number of T words! I can't believe you got so many into the same post!
ReplyDeleteYou get tuned into it so as you write and think it gets easier although T is easier than some.
Delete"torrid tundra" <-- my new favourite word combo of yours
ReplyDeleteIt does have a nice sound "Tramping the Torrid Tundra to Tomorrow"
DeleteU then arrive at today
T is relatively easy it is all up hill from here on although I see a light at the end of the tunnel (very Zen)
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