Dam it, we really are winging it today. The dog said we just have look at life from its juxtaposition. He suggested driving a juggernaut in the Jet stream on a Jetty in Japan with the Hindu God of Jagannâth tied to the roof with Jute rope. There is no denying this justifies the dogs concept of a juxtaposition on life but it is not entirely practical.
So instead we followed The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence through the jungle (Yes Yes the Woods) to the JUNCTION with the Pool of JEJUNE to see the beast; the legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS and hunt for Jewels and Jasper.
sorry about the reflection of the camera name on the water but I never said I was good at photography
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Last time we were there it was hot like a June day but this time (a month later) it was more like January. It was clear that there had been some Jiggery-pokery just recently and the JUVENILE JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS has jolly well gone. Then me and the dog saw a Jockey. We assume he was a Jockey because he was wearing jodhpurs and a Jacobean jacket and hat (funny lot are Jockeys). He said that the Japanese has done a runner with it, having enticed it out of the Pool of JEJUNE with a giant Jumbo sausage and juniper sauce plus a plate of juicy jaffa cakes and Jam. But a passing jogger said he (The Jockey) was a jingoistic Jumped up Johnny come likely jester who was trying to sell his story to journalists.
So we left them Gesticulating (Dam that’s not J) at each other and jabbing one another with pointy sticks, and went off to hunt jewels on the way home until we met John from school on his way to the chip shop. He was looking rather jaded and down because he said he had been Jilted by Julie, who has run off with Gordon and he was going home to jot down a jolly little song about it all so she would never forget him.
Me and the dog both looked at each other and said JUXTAPOSITION or What?
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And on that note i must return to painting the walls of a bedroom JAZZBERRY (no I really am)
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Ooh Jazzberry, looks like a nice colour!
ReplyDeleteIt is a great colour but the paint is not that good 7 coats on one wall and it still is not right. Two of the walls are OK and two are not???.
ReplyDeleteSo We may have to send the dog and Mr Beelzebub round to head office to talk to people
That is a WHOLE lot of J's! Craziness!
ReplyDeleteWell done!
Heather
thanks J is not a letter I like much
DeleteWow Rob Z, If that's you 'winging it,' then there's no hope for the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteYo miss lily I was just nicking stuff from my practice run, I knew that would be a useful thing to do.
DeleteI wish I was having more luck with the paint, it is acting a bit weird... Weird paint? that's weird....
No...really? You're REALLY painting your house jazzberry? Because that's just too perfect.
ReplyDeleteYes but the paint is a pain and causing agro so Ho Mum
DeleteSo, right beside a juxtaposition is a position.
ReplyDeleteI'm just positive about juxtapositions.
I wonder if that is anything like being coo-koo for Cocoa-Puffs? Possibly.
Its a great looking word but sort of scrambles my head, I am using many words that scramble my brain at present. Roll on Z and normality can return again
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