RRRrrrrr Har Har Har Hardy Harrr
RRRRRRRrrrrr It be R and R stands for Pirates.
Mum said I had my chance; P stands for
Pirates……. NOT R
But me and the dog disagreed and said “RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr
Harrrrrrr Harrrrdy Harrrr”.
Captain Flint the Parrot said “Pieces of
Eight who’s a pretty Polly then” and Mum pointed out they were P words a bit like
Pirate; but I told her that today I was not having a Parrot sat on my shoulder,
but the Steam Powered Duck from yesterday and I planned training him to be a Rook……. Quack. Well he is trying to be
a Rook Quack, Ok not a very good ROOK…..Quack
The English Teacher at
school was helping, she said “A Round
the Ragged Rocks the Ragged rascal ran” and the duck said
QUACK., QUACK QUARK QUARRRRRK QUACK. It was a start, the Steam powered Duck
will be a Rook in no time……... Maybe?
Right I must Return to the Reason, the Rationale
for Relating all this Rubbish, the letter R. The teachers were
Right behind me they love Pirates
and RECKON we could turn this into
a Right Rollicking Read. So
everyone cheered and shouted “RRRRRrrrrrrr
Harrrrr Harrrrrdy Harrrrrrrr Rooks
be in ye Rigging HARRR hardy HARRRR RRRR”. Roger added “and Ye Rhino’s
and Rattlesnakes” (Miss Stephanie hated RATTLESNAKES as you will see from the link) but I think he
is being ridiculously silly. So
after a good old sing song in assembly Reciting,
Row Row Row your Boat, we went
off to be Ruthlessly Rebellious Renegade
REVOLUTIONARIES otherwise known as Pirates HARRRRR Harrr Harrrrrrrr
HARrrrrrDY rrrrrrrr
Esmeralda knobbled Roger with some dodgy Narcotics so that
he was giggling a lot, which meant we were able to run him up the flagpole so we has a Jolly Roger HARRRRRA rararr rarar rar HARRRR
HARRRRDY HARRRRRR rrrrrrr, very Resourceful
although Roger seemed a bit Resonant
or Reluctant but we promised to Retrieve him later. We then spend the
day doing the three R’s READING
Writing and Piracy (P is nearer to R than A so Yarrrr sucks boo).
Quack …. Yes sorry Duck, I
mean ROOK, have you considered sitting in the crows nest
Esmeralda was dressed up in her Regal Regalia and a Ra Ra skirt and brandishing an
assortment of Revolvers. And Rick
dressed up as Rumpelstiltskin Restlessly
chasing Rusty needles all day and
Repeating I bet you don’t know
who I am to which everyone would return
the comment “ You’re Rumpelstiltskin Rick”
and he would reply “I Repudiate that and Refuse to Respond”, and the Steam powered Duck sorry ROOK would shout
Quackers . I think in its own way the Duck sorry ROOK was calling Rick and IDIOT.
OK I must Run this has got repugnantly random and the a lack of responses means I am reluctant to write more
QUACK…….
I quite agree
duck………..sorry ROOK)
Rough
Yes dog sorry it needs a rewrite but I am in a RUSH.
No really I
am sorry about tonight it did not work out as planned, but then that can happen,
I sit down and write. Never quite sure where it will go and every now and again
it does not work; tonight I feel is one of those nights maybe trying to do the
A to Z twice back to back is just more than my poor old brain can cope with……
and I would like to add that although we forgot to get Roger down I spoke to
him on his mobile phone a few minutes ago and he said he was OK
Quack
SHUT UP
Duck…….Sorry ROOK.
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Oh Esmeralda in her Regal Regalia and Ra Ra skirt, sounds like me from the 80s...
ReplyDeleteI forgot to add that I think you're doing an outstanding job, considering this was back to back with the last A-Z challenge you did.
ReplyDeleteI'm immensely impressed that you could still come up with something original the second time around. So kudos to you Mr Z.
What is odd is that most of the page views now are not from A to Z blogs but from Russia. So I am popular in the Kremlin, maybe it will be a Russian Block buster movie. That would be COOL.
DeleteR for Rob
ReplyDeleteYou R doing a Roaring job.
Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme...
I write but do I write right to be a writer.
DeleteStill all I can do is follow my own path