Monday 30 April 2012

Steven Spielberg, James Bond and the destruction of the world. A to Z.


As we all know at the end of March on the A to Z practice run myself, Tim, Esmeralda and the massed forces of class 5-ZZ-B2 re-enacted the slightly less know although rather exciting movie “ James Bond and the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar”. Personally I think of it as one of the all time classic movies in the Bond series.  At the time I wrote: - TO BE CONTINUED:- (30th April) unless I can think of something better? And as it happens I can’t so we will return.



James Bond and the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar
Staring
Rob ZILLION Tobor as ………… James Bond (Hero)
Tim as ………………… ZORRO the evil arch villain
Esmeralda as…………… ZELDA the arch villains Floozy
And everyone else as……. The Zombies of Zanzibar

Directed and produced by………The Dog

So after briefly escaping and stumbling through a forest of letters consisting of almost everything from A to Y Mr Bond is faced with a huge overpowering Z. The secret headquarters of Zorro the master criminal bent on world domination and pointing large Lasers at rather important places, and with menacing demands for lots of Gold (Yes Yes the usual plot Yawn Yawn……… DAM we are not doing Y now).

After stupidly walking in the main entrance dressed as the Pizza delivery man Bond is caught with ease by a scary guard with pointy metal teeth made with an empty cat food tin; and thrown back into the Pit of Doom where the Zombies of Zanzibar continue to moan and grown a lot. So yet again we join the conversation as James Bond fights for his life.

 Zorro ……. ZO Mr Bond, Mr ZERO ZERO ZEVEN I have ZOO TRAPPED in ZEE pit of ZOMBIES yet again  HAH ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hhahaahahah hahahh hah     

Bond…… You forget Zorro I am Bond I have signed my contract already with the film company for the sequel.

Zorro ……. Zis time Zond (Bond) I have spoken with Zee very nice Steven Zielberg (Spielberg) and he says Zoo are a boring Zart

Bond…….. Boring Zart?

Zelda……. Fart Mr Bond AH HAHAH hah hah hahahahah hhah hHHAH AHH HAHAHHAHAH.

Zorro…….. Yes Mr Zond (Bond), My Zelf and Zelda Zaid  we will Zign a contract and do a Zombie Movie with monsters, Aliens and all sorts of Zings

Bond…….. Zings?

Zelda……  Things…. Mr Bond are you an IDIOT. Yes the very nice Steven Zielberg (Spielberg) was easily persuaded once we had spent the night together in the best traditions of a sexist Bond movie. He says you are boring; a has been, and it is time for you to phone home.

Zorro…... So to make sure Mr Zond that you die Zis time. The Zombies of Zanzibar are not alone and we have obtained help from many others from zee alphabet  HAH HAH HAHH HAHH HAH HHAH HHAH ah hah hhah ha hah hahh hah a

Zelda………. HAH HAHAHH Hah hah hah hah hah haah hhahh hah ahahahahh ha

Bond was not worried he is after all a smug smart arse (OK ass in the USA), but he had not anticipated the arrival in the pit of doom of the following; all determined to put an end to the madness of blogging from A to Z

An AUTOMATED ALUMINIUM AND ANTIMONY ARTICULATED ARMOUR plated ALBINO ARANEOMORPHAE (SPIDER SORT OF THING) ANDROID.

The Banshees

A CARNIVOROUS CAVE CRAB of CAMBODIA

The DEMENTED DEADLY DORMICE of DOOM

The ELITE of the EUROPEAN ELLIPTICAL EARTH ENGINE Club

The FIERY FIGHTING FISHERMEN of FISHGUARD.

The GUILD of GROTESQUES AND GARGOYLES

The Ghost of HARRY HOUDINI

The IMPLUSABLE IMPLODING INTERLECTIAL

The legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS

The King of the Kelpies

The LEMMINGS of Petragrad

The MYSTERIOUS MUMBLING MUTANT MONSTERS of MESOPOTAMIA

The NEOLITHIC NEMESIS of the NIGHT

An OBSCURE Russian OLIGARCH

A PERPLEXED PINEAPPLE??

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK …. Yes a Stream Powered Duck.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

STEVEN SPIELBERG

Clever TREVOR

The UNDEAD

The VENOMOUS VOODOO VAMPIRE VULTURES

A Werewolf Waving Whale parts

A steam powered XENURINE (species of armadillo)

And Professor YAFFLE although it is true to say Mr bond was not worried about the professor to much.

Of course such overwhelming odds resulted in the death of Mr Bond, but what the evil arch villain ZORRO had not anticipated himself was that with the death of our hero the entire Alphabet based world imploded and nothing was left. All vaporized in the blink of an eye …………………………………………. ………………………… ………………………

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So me and the dog went home singing a song

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12 comments:

  1. At the moment I am interested in word domination rather than world. I spent a good amount of time yesterday reading Steven Spielberg's entry in wikipedia, covering most of it. It is very long. 'berg' is mountain, I wonder what a 'spiel' is(?).

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    1. So Game-Mountain.... No wonder he had to make the film Close Encounters of the Third Kind, it makes sense now.

      I will now, over time build these two words into my diary as a subliminal message so that he will feel an uncontrollable urge to make the film of the book.

      I will look upon it as a secret game, see I've started

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  2. Haha! A brilliant, if rather confusing conclusion to the first part and a great ending for the A-Z Challenge.

    Well done Rob Z, child of cyberspace and R.A.T.S founder. This has most definitely been the most unique out of all the A-Z entries.

    I salute you!

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    1. It is very kind of you to say so Miss Lily. Strangle I have read this several times now and I am still not confused. I tend to think once I get confused by what I write(which does happen on a regular basis)it is best not to post it. After all if I don't understand it, what chance do the masses have.

      I would like to think this is the most unique A to Z of the 2000 that started or is it mad? But I still feel a little like I am walking the wrong way round IKEA on a bank holiday Monday with a half price sale on.

      Glad I got to the end in one piece though and can now return to the everyday diary of life, monsters, the CIA and time travel etc. And possibly the odd mountain?

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    2. I have tweaked part one the practice run so I hope that will help.

      Ooo look an IKEA thing for £1.50 that I will add to my trolley along with the other 252 things at £1.50 that I will never use. Why O Why do we all do that and get suckered into spending £500 quid

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  3. Fantastic job. You put a lot of work into these.
    Great job on the challenge!
    Heather

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    1. It is kind of you to say so. It was more work than I anticipated as I blog most days anyway.

      I don't think I will be doing it again.

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  4. I would just like to add a short comment for my Russian followers who quietly watch from the shadows.

    Большое спасибо....... I think?

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  5. We made it to the other side, great job. Oops, that was more over-enthusiastic worker than it meant to be. Thanks for all you support.

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    1. over-enthusiastic its a bit late to tell me now .........DAM

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