As we all know at the end of March on the A
to Z practice run myself, Tim, Esmeralda and the massed forces of class 5-ZZ-B2
re-enacted the slightly less know although rather exciting movie “ James Bond
and the Zoo Zombies of Zanzibar”. Personally I think of it as one of the all
time classic movies in the Bond series.
At the time I wrote: - TO BE CONTINUED:- (30th April) unless I can think of something
better? And as it happens I can’t so we will return.
James Bond and the Zoo
Zombies of Zanzibar
Staring
Rob ZILLION Tobor as ………… James
Bond (Hero)
Tim as ………………… ZORRO the
evil arch villain
Esmeralda
as…………… ZELDA the arch villains Floozy
And everyone
else as……. The Zombies of Zanzibar
Directed and produced
by………The Dog
So after
briefly escaping and stumbling through a forest of letters consisting of almost
everything from A to Y Mr Bond is faced with a huge overpowering Z. The secret
headquarters of Zorro the master criminal bent on world domination and pointing
large Lasers at rather important places, and with menacing demands for lots of
Gold (Yes Yes the usual plot Yawn Yawn……… DAM we are not doing Y now).
After stupidly
walking in the main entrance dressed as the Pizza delivery man Bond is caught
with ease by a scary guard with pointy metal teeth made with an empty cat food tin;
and thrown back into the Pit of Doom where the Zombies of Zanzibar
continue to moan and grown a lot. So yet again we join the conversation as
James Bond fights for his life.
Zorro …….
ZO Mr Bond, Mr ZERO ZERO ZEVEN I have ZOO TRAPPED in ZEE pit of ZOMBIES yet
again
HAH ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hhahaahahah hahahh hah
Bond…… You forget Zorro I
am Bond I have signed my contract already with the film company for the sequel.
Zorro …….
Zis time Zond (Bond) I
have spoken with Zee very nice
Steven Zielberg (Spielberg) and
he says Zoo are a boring Zart
Bond…….. Boring
Zart?
Zelda……. Fart
Mr Bond AH HAHAH hah hah hahahahah hhah hHHAH AHH HAHAHHAHAH.
Zorro…….. Yes
Mr Zond (Bond), My Zelf and Zelda Zaid we will Zign a contract and do a Zombie Movie with monsters, Aliens and
all sorts of Zings
Bond…….. Zings?
Zelda…… Things…. Mr Bond are you an IDIOT. Yes the
very nice Steven Zielberg (Spielberg)
was easily persuaded once we had spent the night together in the best
traditions of a sexist Bond movie. He says you are boring; a has been, and it
is time for you to phone home.
Zorro…... So to make sure Mr Zond that you die Zis
time. The Zombies of Zanzibar
are not alone and we have obtained help from many others from zee alphabet HAH HAH HAHH HAHH HAH HHAH HHAH ah hah hhah ha
hah hahh hah a
Zelda………. HAH HAHAHH Hah hah hah hah hah haah
hhahh hah ahahahahh ha
Bond was not worried he is
after all a smug smart arse (OK ass in the USA ), but he had not anticipated
the arrival in the pit of doom of the following; all determined to put an end
to the madness of blogging from A to Z
An AUTOMATED ALUMINIUM AND
ANTIMONY ARTICULATED ARMOUR plated ALBINO ARANEOMORPHAE (SPIDER SORT OF THING)
ANDROID.
The Banshees
A CARNIVOROUS CAVE CRAB of
CAMBODIA
The DEMENTED DEADLY
DORMICE of DOOM
The ELITE of the EUROPEAN
ELLIPTICAL EARTH ENGINE Club
The FIERY FIGHTING
FISHERMEN of FISHGUARD.
The GUILD of GROTESQUES
AND GARGOYLES
The Ghost of HARRY HOUDINI
The IMPLUSABLE IMPLODING
INTERLECTIAL
The legendary JURASSIC
JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS
The King of the Kelpies
The
LEMMINGS of Petragrad
The MYSTERIOUS MUMBLING
MUTANT MONSTERS of MESOPOTAMIA
The NEOLITHIC NEMESIS of
the NIGHT
An OBSCURE Russian
OLIGARCH
A PERPLEXED PINEAPPLE??
QUACK QUACK
QUACK QUACK …. Yes a Stream Powered Duck.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN
STEVEN SPIELBERG
Clever TREVOR
The UNDEAD
The VENOMOUS VOODOO
VAMPIRE VULTURES
A Werewolf Waving Whale parts
A steam powered XENURINE
(species of armadillo)
And Professor YAFFLE
although it is true to say Mr bond was not worried about the professor to much.
Of course such
overwhelming odds resulted in the death of Mr Bond, but what the evil arch
villain ZORRO had not anticipated himself was that with the death of our hero
the entire Alphabet based world imploded and nothing was left. All vaporized in
the blink of an eye …………………………………………. ………………………… ………………………
……………………..
So me and the dog went
home singing a song
.
At the moment I am interested in word domination rather than world. I spent a good amount of time yesterday reading Steven Spielberg's entry in wikipedia, covering most of it. It is very long. 'berg' is mountain, I wonder what a 'spiel' is(?).
ReplyDelete'spiel' equals 'game'.
DeleteSo Game-Mountain.... No wonder he had to make the film Close Encounters of the Third Kind, it makes sense now.
DeleteI will now, over time build these two words into my diary as a subliminal message so that he will feel an uncontrollable urge to make the film of the book.
I will look upon it as a secret game, see I've started
Haha! A brilliant, if rather confusing conclusion to the first part and a great ending for the A-Z Challenge.
ReplyDeleteWell done Rob Z, child of cyberspace and R.A.T.S founder. This has most definitely been the most unique out of all the A-Z entries.
I salute you!
It is very kind of you to say so Miss Lily. Strangle I have read this several times now and I am still not confused. I tend to think once I get confused by what I write(which does happen on a regular basis)it is best not to post it. After all if I don't understand it, what chance do the masses have.
DeleteI would like to think this is the most unique A to Z of the 2000 that started or is it mad? But I still feel a little like I am walking the wrong way round IKEA on a bank holiday Monday with a half price sale on.
Glad I got to the end in one piece though and can now return to the everyday diary of life, monsters, the CIA and time travel etc. And possibly the odd mountain?
I have tweaked part one the practice run so I hope that will help.
DeleteOoo look an IKEA thing for £1.50 that I will add to my trolley along with the other 252 things at £1.50 that I will never use. Why O Why do we all do that and get suckered into spending £500 quid
IKEA ......What ?
DeleteFantastic job. You put a lot of work into these.
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the challenge!
Heather
It is kind of you to say so. It was more work than I anticipated as I blog most days anyway.
DeleteI don't think I will be doing it again.
I would just like to add a short comment for my Russian followers who quietly watch from the shadows.
ReplyDeleteБольшое спасибо....... I think?
We made it to the other side, great job. Oops, that was more over-enthusiastic worker than it meant to be. Thanks for all you support.
ReplyDeleteover-enthusiastic its a bit late to tell me now .........DAM
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