Tuesday, 11 April 2017

J is for Japanese Crayfish Jousters

OK for J I am repeating the Letter J from May 2014 . . . .  if I get a day free I might write a poem for this years A to Z but we will wait and see as I have many things to do.

OOOOOooo the formatting here is rather odd but with luck it will look OK to everyone else (I hope)

J is for Japanese Crayfish Jousters

Once upon a time back in darkest history when Knights were Knights and villagers would scream and run about in fear of large dragons that breathed fire at all sorts of stuff, and wizards would cast spells turning large grown men into frogs or would turn slugs into small rodents or cats into violin strings. It was quite common for small children when asked what they would like to do when they grew up, to all shout I WANT TO BE A JAPANESE CRAYFISH JOUSTER. Their fearsome reputation and the adulation of the massed crowds who would shower them in small bits of Halibut and gold coins made them the heroic figures of the day. Yes the Japanese Crayfish Jousters were known across the known world of the time and the spectacle of huge crayfish charging at one another across the arena was something to behold as both beast and man were covered in gold and jewels and showed no fear.

Of course such things never last and as time pasted and the fables and legends of the past faded into the lost corners of history when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, small children would then shout I WANT TO BE A TRAIN DRIVER OR AN ASTRONAUT the dreams of the Japanese Crayfish Jousters lost for ever.

But even those, the simple dreams of small children have changed in just a few years, as the dark shadows of the corporate world and obsession with media penetrated the very soul of mankind. Because if you say to a group of small children now, what do you want to be when you grow up, they will all shout I WANT BE THE WINNER OF A TALENT SHOW ON TELEVISION, PLAY FOR MAN UTD . . . . . ..   AND HAVE BIG BOOBS.  But one day in the future a very nice man called say maybe Steven Spielberg will think Japanese Crayfish Jousters what a great idea for a block buster film and then once again everyone will want to be Japanese Crayfish Jousters like the old days.   . . . We can but hope. 


  1. Replies
    1. We like our Jousting here in Britain. it was very popular with knights of old.

  2. Yes! I think I will write a picture book about Japanese Crayfish Jousters so that children will shout (at least their librarian) "I want to be a Japanese Crayfish Jouster when I grow up!"
    ~JEN Garrett
    JEN's Lexical Creations

    1. Do feel free to write a book about them, they are a forgotten legend, well I say legend that might be a very slight exaggeration. But a good book would help.